While our interactions with the cast weren’t as deep or plentiful as we’ve experienced in the past (we presume this is at least partially due to social distancing rules), each of them effectively kept us looking over our shoulders. We found ourselves often wondering who – or what – would be the next fiend we’d find. In addition, a few standouts in each attraction delved deep into their roles and gave us very believable and outstanding performances.
Nightmare:
We missed out on a theme intro this year (thanks 2020), but if the story is anything like recent years, then Nightmare continues to be occupied by the villainous residents of the town of Cedar Grove.
Along the way, we crossed paths with a malevolent mortician who, when prompted, told us the difference between a coffin and a casket. He then told us that it didn’t really matter because we were going to be buried alive anyway’ yikes! Although, we still think we’d opt for the casket so we can at least have some padding while we die.
Another lady was quite perturbed we didn’t bring her any 2-ply (#pandemicproblems), we got a collection of growls and pleas for help from others, and a particularly spikey-scalped scareactor had an EXCELLENT vocal sound; deep and gnarly like the demon he appeared to be. Watch out for that lady in Skinner’s Fine Meats, though.. she had quite a large weapon and plenty of evidence that showed she knew how to use it!
“Carnage” continues to amaze us with his ability to sprint backwards, creepy AF snarls, and disappear from right in front of us to soon appear again right behind us! We aren’t sure how he does it, but hope they keep feeding him well.
And lastly, the small one sitting in the hallway. We thought for sure this thing was one of those cross-legged props that sits and sways creepily back and forth, but thought it was odd there wasn’t really any way to walk around it. As we neared, it suddenly stood up and’ well, she got us. She got us good!
The Hunted:
The idea in this one is, at its core, to walk through and kill as many zombies as you can with laser guns. Awesome, right!? While this year’s horde of the undead seemed a little more’ well, dead’ than when they were originally experimented on, we still had some eerily-energetic encounters!
One of the challenges here is that shooting said undead beings only buys you about 5 seconds of time’ effectively “stunning” them until you can escape. Our tour of duty had us crossing paths with a mix of those that reanimated exceptionally quickly (“Why won’t they die!?!?!?”) with others that would about-face and retreat without appearing stunned at all.
Valley:
Our walk through the Valley had us crossing paths with the best collection of characters at Wicked World this season! Earl (of Earl’s Pump ‘n Go) got us started towards ‘the other side’ (…we think), a couple of miners helped us find Mama JuJu, who informed us that Earl was actually sending us to be SACRIFICED (gee, thanks Earl)! And that’s just the first few scenes. Don’t disturb Mama JuJu’s ‘Kanja!’
Further along, we came across an actress that came crawling out at us, a rat mother that gave us a weird shrill / sneeze / hiss as we walked by (thank goodness she had a face shield on, right?), jailbreakers, and flying’ people! Yes’ flying people. We won’t tell ya where, though; can’t ruin all the surprises. We will, however, let you know that the bellhop and other inhabitants of the trail’s Haunted Hotel have a strange way of booking your stay’ and you’ll need to decide which members of your group will be staying in separate rooms.
Lastly, the harlequins in the newly-revamped clown section were keeping us ‘entertained’ (with varying success), as we swirled through the spinning room, negotiated the pluckings out of our body parts, and running for our lives from ‘Jasper,’ the evil chainsaw guy that you’ll likely see while waiting in line for Nightmare. We normally can’t trust clowns, but the one that warned us of this particular finale foe seems to be making progress towards the redemption of all clown-kind.
Queue:
We took note of at least 5 roaming queue actors (your mileage may vary), and they were absolutely relentless during our visit! Noodles and Shadow are Wicked World’s resident sliders, and they’ve got several tricks up their sleeves. They’re pretty darn sneaky, and not beyond whipping out a chainsaw every once in a while. On that note’ wear comfortable running shoes. We also saw Rage-ine (Rage’s daughter) scowling and startling unsuspecting customers, and Blueberry the clown kept us company on several occasions between attractions.
Nightmare Haunted House: 7.71
The Hunted: 7.41
Valley of the Dead: 8.4






