AMS Haunted Attractions Review (2023)

Final Score7.84/10
7 categories scored
Scariness
High IntensityHigh Intensity
Runtime15.1 minutes
MPD 1.01
TouchNo Touch

Summary

AMS Haunted Attractions, located in Maryville, TN, is on their 4th season in this location and still going strong. Once again, they have put on an amazing performance by showing us that being on a farm is one of the scariest places to be. Last year, Uncle Crumpet was trapped at Hillside Penitentiary with no way out. This year, he has escaped, only to return to his farm with his family. They are now wreaking havoc on all the locals and any unsuspecting victim who wanders their way. Can you escape Uncle Crumpet’s Freak Farm with your fingers and toes… Read More…

Cast8.33

Overall, the haunt was filled with enough actors to keep the scares going. There were only a few places that could have used a few more actors. I interviewed one of the owners, and she informed me they usually would have more, but because we went during the off-season, there weren’t as many. The actors within the haunt were mostly believable within their character roles. There were characters, such as a butcher trying to chop my head off, a crazy guy with a gambling addiction, multiple farmers trying to tend to the haunted farm, and many others. We only came… Read More…

Costuming6.95

Many of the costumes appeared custom-made and detailed enough to create the illusion that the character was real. We only noticed a few of them to be incomplete. For example, there were some that just looked to be wearing generic clothing that was bought and put on. The actors that had makeup or masks appeared to be put together or applied in an appropriate manner. Overall, the makeup was worn lightly, meaning we didn’t see any intricate details created or used. This seemed to mostly work in the haunt’s favor because the theme was on a farm, and you may… Read More…

Customer Service9.23

AMS Haunted Attractions is very easy to locate. The parking lot is well-lit, and GPS directions take you right to it. The sign to enter the haunt is slightly too small, but since they have a lot of lighting in the parking lot, it will help you locate it. Everything else is well-marked with plenty of signage. There may be a risk of getting stuck in the mud in the parking lot, though, since it is only grass. With that said, it had rained all day the day we went, and we did not get stuck, nor did we see… Read More…

Immersion6.55

The pre-haunt atmosphere was lacking in excitement. It was quiet, with only 2 queue actors. They had a small booth where they were selling concessions and merchandise, but that was about it. We did get a chance to interview one of the haunt owners, who told us they normally have a lot more going on in the Midway area. The rain took some of the props down, and they didn’t have a chance to repair it. The theme of this haunt was that we were at Uncle Crumpet’s Freak Farm. Uncle Crumpet had escaped from an asylum, and upon returning,… Read More…

Special Effects7.13

Most sound effects within the haunt were more like background noise. They played a soundtrack on overhead speakers that made us feel like we were on a haunted farm. There was only one main area that was really quiet, and nothing was happening. We later asked about that area, and they told us that section is actually haunted. Looking back, it made us paranoid that there was a REAL ghost over there when we passed through! Some of the rooms within the haunt lacked details that could have helped make it more realistic. They had bare black walls or very… Read More…

Scare Factor8.5

We feel as though AMS Haunted Attractions is a very scary haunted house. Every time we encountered an actor, they did everything they could to make us uncomfortable or want to run away screaming. One actor threw me on a table and threatened to chop my head off! I’m guessing the butcher wasn’t happy that we invaded his space. My team went through where one of us had the touch pass, and the other did not to see if the touch pass person would be singled out. This was not the case. The actors made every attempt to scare us… Read More…

Entertainment & Value7.57

AMS Haunted Attractions has improved from last year. They have increased their length by over 5 minutes and improved every aspect of the haunt. We made it through in 15.1 minutes, including the introduction. This experience was very entertaining, and we had a great time! Unfortunately, the other things (besides the actual haunt) included in the ticket price were very lackluster during this visit. The haunt owner mentioned that they usually have more to offer in the midway area and more actors, but because it was only open for one night (for this special off-season event), they couldn’t make it… Read More…

Experience Levels

MASTER: 100 reviews of 60 unique haunts in 10 years.

EXPERT: 50 reviews of 30 unique haunts in 5 years.

VETERAN: 15 reviews of 10 unique haunts in 3 years.

APPRENTICE: 5 reviews of 5 unique haunts in the past year.

NOVICE: Entry-level team.