It takes quite a crowd to fill this place, but we thought the assemblage of actors on hand that night proved more than up to the task. They were an active and interactive bunch. Chained victims believably wailed and writhed in their cages. Instead of screaming, a drop window weirdo fixed us with a mute, penetrating gaze.
Talkers gave only sparse lines of dialogue, but many were memorable. Body part collectors said, “Let me get all your teeth” and “Help, I need eyeballs,” in croaky voices. A gregarious widow in the cemetery told us not to let her hubby out of the chained-up casket that he was trying to beat his way out of. A smiling psycho told us they’d cut our heads off and use them as bowling balls.
A priest sent us into a brightly lit room representing heaven, saying: “You will face the light, bald one – it will reflect nicely off of your dome.” Our other team member got sent the other way, with a dismissive “to the depths of hell with you!” A clown followed us very intently until we got to a squeeze tunnel. We motioned for the clown to follow us through, but their reply was: “I’m not going in there, that thing is gross!” Yeeeaaaahh, that’s usually how we feel about those things, clown. Just once we’d like to see a decontamination sprayer at the end of one of these things …or maybe just a hand sanitizer station??
The touch pass-wearing team member experienced a host of extra actor interactions. The crass cook in the crappy kitchen spanked his butt, hard, with a wooden spoon. That smarted! An aspiring gymnast hung upside down from the ceiling and touched his head. He got poked repeatedly while being told “you’re dinner!” The vicious nun came tearing down the church aisle and marched him down to meet the priest/prophet of Satan while monumentally mean mugging him. A clean freak polished his bald head with Windex (water in a squirt bottle) and a rag. It went that way through the whole walkthrough. Touch pass is the way to go if you want the maximum, most intense and engaging experience.
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