Castle Blood Review (2018)

Moderate ScaresModerate Scares
Final Score: 8.85/10

Quick Facts

Moderate ScaresModerate Scares
Runtime50 Minutes
MPD 2.50
TouchNo Touch
This attraction was reviewed by Team Scary Potter and the Hauntwarts Express on October 7, 2018.

Summary

Let’s face it, most ‘family-friendly’ haunted attractions operate with a pretty distinct misnomer : they’re not for ‘families’, they’re for children. This presents Halloween-enthusiast forebears with a depressing dilemma : fun for me or fun for the kids? That’s a sad Sophie’s Choice that no parent should need to shoulder.

What, then, if I told you that it WAS possible to satisfy both the mature and knee-high members of the family with a single haunted attraction?

(…You’d probably change the channel because I suddenly sound like a late-night infomercial. Fair point.)

Well, put down that remote, friend, because Castle Blood in Monessen, PA solves this unfortunate dilemma! (And also removes tough grass-stains! …ok, I’m done)

Part theatrical-level haunted walk through and part narratively-driven adventure-game, Castle Blood is perfect for both children and adults alike. No need to worry about gory set design or obnoxious chainsaws ‘ Castle Blood doesn’t need them. What it does have is a wonderfully-colorful cast of snarky vampiric hosts waiting to entertain (and spook) incoming patrons this Halloween season!

Cast9.18

Given Castle Bloods’ nature as a fully-interactive story-based game-adventure, the majority of the entertaining leg-work belongs to the cast, and they were very successful at maintaining a realistic, cohesive fantasy narrative. Though their numbers were short (little more than a dozen interactive actors and another half’s worth in boo-scarers), their personalities were huge, so we didn’t feel ill-attended at any point. Spending several minutes which each character gave us a greater sampling of their acting prowess than we would normally experience at a ‘pass-through’ attraction. Truthfully, unlike our last visit, there weren’t any wildly lackluster performances this time. Though some… Read More…

Costuming9.56

There was a pretty broad selection of characters involved in the tour this year, so a spectrum of different costumes were on display. Every member of the core cast was well-attired, primarily in different elaborate, Gothic wardrobe pieces. We didn’t note any obvious apparel-slouchers among the interactive actors. Make-up was largely kept to accentuation levels considering the near-human visages of the Bloodites, and worked well to enhance their specific personas. We most enjoyed the very unique garb that Madame Spider was situated in, an appropriately oct-appendaged apparatus, though our werewolf friend (the only true full-body costume in use) appeared snazzy… Read More…

Customer Service9.69

Finding the Castle was easy enough using GPS navigating, and its accompanying parking lot is directly behind it. There weren’t any parking spotters, but the location was lit well-enough and free. Everyone likes free. Several bathrooms are available alongside the line que as well. Speaking of the que, the Castle’s roving ukulele-toutin’ bard is back, and solemn-but-friendly Boris patrolled the crowd, interacting with guests. Additionally, two different gentleman vampires amused patrons as they also controlled the line-flow. All four gentlemen were excellent and particularly friendly for undead blood-suckers! Though there weren’t any concessions available, a large, atypical gift shop was… Read More…

Atmosphere8.6

The poet said it best, so allow me to recite his calming words of immortal beauty : ‘Castle Blood feels like a Gothic monolith removed from a Hammer Films-infused, altered reality and relocated to a random city block of Anytown, USA. In a perfect world, the castle would occupy a darkened hillside, enshrouded in perpetual mist. There’d be a foreboding forest, timely lightning cracks ‘ the whole works. With our imperfect reality, however, the castle stands at odds against its surroundings ‘ a defiant embodiment of the eternal Halloween spirit holding back the surge of urban sprawl. All city-based haunted… Read More…

Special Effects8.7

Seemingly every inch of The Castle is adorned with multitudes of weaponry, animal taxidermy, books, relics, mystical antiquities ‘ you name it. If it could reasonably be found in a classic horror film or novel, it’s on a shelf in the castle somewhere… perhaps in multiples! It became difficult to truly appreciate all that there was to see, but we certainly tried our bests! Several of the outdoor segments stood out as well ‘ the graveyard, filled with MONUMENTS (thank you for providing the distinction, moderately-creepy tour guide!), mausoleums and all the fixin’s. Additionally, the Crowhaven location and its adjoining… Read More…

Theme8.95

Some haunts have begun incorporating game-like elements into their attractions, and of course there have always been various forms of spooky theater. Castle Blood’s premise is a slick marriage of these two components, positioning them as the framework for a haunted attraction, and the union works very well. The ostensible impetus for a customer’s journey through the Castle usually begins as a benign tour through the clan’s home (at least as benign as a romp through the dwelling of a coven of vampires can be), but a deeper, underlying narrative quickly begins to unravel shortly into the journey. This season’s… Read More…

Scare Factor7.08

To be blunt, Castle Blood was not very scary. Fortunately, they weren’t trying to be ‘ and that’s not some reviewer’s participation trophy, softening of the hard truth ‘ it’s just not what they set out to be. They are spooky; the Castle maintains a solidly eerie ambiance, and they are ABSOLUTELY entertaining. But scary? Very little. They did offer perhaps a half-dozen pop-out-of-nowhere wall-scarers, and, as stated in the Effects category, a small fleet of animatronic miscreants, but that was largely where the direct scare attempts ended. Several of the interactive scenes were definitely ominous or even a bit… Read More…

Entertainment & Value9.29

General admission tickets to Castle Blood are 20 dollars, while VIP tickets are 25 (the latter is available online only). The Castle hosts lights-on matinee shows for $8 as well. Our adventure through Castle Blood lasted a full fifty minutes, placing our minutes of entertainment per dollar spent at a very robust 2.5 ratio. As mentioned previously, Castle Blood is a different breed of haunted attraction ‘ chainsaws and dripping entrails be damned. Extreme gore seekers, this is not the haunt you’re looking for. To everyone else though, especially fans of wry humor and narrative, interactive fun, Castle Blood’s puzzle-heavy,… Read More…

Know Before You Go

  • Covered Outdoor Waiting Line
  • Family Friendly
  • Gift Shop/Souvenirs
  • Indoor/Outdoor Attraction
  • Old-School (Low-Tech)
  • Original Characters
  • Restrooms/Porta Potties On-Site
  • Paid Parking

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Awards

2025Haunt Award
2024Shout out AwardVarvara AKA Mells Magyor-Phillips
2024Shout out AwardBelfry AKA Bill Baldwin
2023Haunt Award
2023Haunt Award

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Guest Review by MJ

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Visited: 10/03/2020 | Recommended: ✅ Yes

What They Liked Most:
So entertaining. A little bit of spook a lot of excitement..much interaction...I'm going back...

Guest Review by Frank

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Visited: 10/31/2017 | Recommended: ✅ Yes

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