Cinema of Horrors Haunted House Review (2026)

Final Score6.73/10
6 categories scored
Scariness
Mild ScaresMild Scares
Runtime17 minutes
MPD 0.57
TouchNo Touch
Ticket price29.99

Scoring Criteria Transition: 2026 sits right at a change in our review categories and weighting, so this score isn’t an apples-to-apples comparison to reviews from nearby years under different criteria; worth keeping in mind if you’re tracking a haunt’s rating over time.

Summary

Cinema of Horrors offers a unique haunted house experience by transforming an existing movie theater at Two Rivers Mall in Kelso, Washington, into a haunted attraction. Rather than relying heavily on elaborate animatronics and special effects, the haunt primarily utilizes live actors, environmental design, and unexpected interactions. The original theater layout, particularly the sloped floors, adds an unusual physical element to navigating the attraction and its environments. While the experience has some creative environments and provides an enjoyable amount of entertainment, it leans more toward creepy, interactive, and atmospheric than genuinely frightening.

Guest Experience9.1

The attraction benefits from an easily identifiable entrance, utilizing the theater’s original ticket booth for admission. The lobby provides a recognizable gathering and staging area, with Halloween decorations and a photo opportunity before entering the attractions. The layout is relatively straightforward, with guests moving through two screening rooms on one side of the theater, exiting to an exterior walkway, and then returning to the lobby before entering the opposite side of the theater. The photo op spaces in the lobby is a nice addition, giving guests an opportunity to capture a memory of their visit. The overall experience appears reasonably… Read More…

Immersion6.4

Cinema of Horrors makes creative use of the existing theater layout, transforming multiple screening rooms into four distinct themed environments: a containment lab, a vampire manor, a clown scene, and a nautical cove featuring ship elements and an oversized squid. The different settings provide variety throughout the attraction rather than making the entire experience feel repetitive. The existing theater architecture adds an unusual physical element, particularly the sloped floors that require guests to navigate at an awkward angle. While this can occasionally be distracting, it also contributes to the uniqueness of the haunt. Additional sensory elements, including environmental smells, help… Read More…

Special Effects6.5

Special effects are relatively limited compared to more elaborate haunted attractions. Fog machines and laser effects provide some enhancement, while a motion-activated train horn offers a clever environmental scare. The horn’s placement near a painted train helps incorporate the effect into the scenery rather than making it feel entirely disconnected.

However, the attraction relies much more heavily on live performers than on animatronics, elaborate props, or complex sensory effects. The scenic environments do provide an adequate foundation, but there are relatively few standout technical effects. More variety in sound, lighting, animatronics, and environmental effects could significantly elevate the experience.

Characters7.1

One of the stronger aspects of Cinema of Horrors is its reliance on live actors. There appears to be a sufficient number of performers throughout the attraction, with actors positioned to engage guests from different angles and take advantage of the confined spaces. The performances generally contribute to the atmosphere, with actors attempting to surprise guests and engage them through a combination of physical presence and verbal interaction. Some performers use humor, improvised dialogue, and direct exchanges to make encounters more engaging. While most characters serve familiar horror roles rather than having distinctive personalities, the performers’ interactions help keep the… Read More…

Scare Factor6

The primary scare techniques rely on traditional jump scares, sudden noises, and actors appearing unexpectedly from concealed positions. The use of confined spaces and unexpected corners provides opportunities for reasonably effective surprises. The combination of eerie environments and live performers creates an unsettling atmosphere throughout the experience. Many of the scares follow familiar patterns, including jack-in-the-box-style pop outs and sudden sound effects. These techniques can be effective at startling guests, particularly when combined with the confined spaces and active performers. However, the experience tends to lean more toward creepy and entertaining than genuinely frightening. More variety in scare techniques and… Read More…

Value6.37

Cinema of Horrors provides a reasonably enjoyable experience for the price. Having separate themed screening rooms adds variety, while the use of live actors helps maintain engagement throughout the attraction. The photo taken right as you are entering the first room is also a nice additional feature, although it is an additional cost. Overall, the attraction provides a decent amount of entertainment without relying on an extensive collection of elaborate effects. Its value ultimately depends on the ticket price and the total time spent inside both attractions, but the variety of scenes and substantial live actor presence make it a… Read More…

Know Before You Go

  • All-Indoor Attraction
  • Food/Concessions
  • Gift Shop/Souvenirs
  • Indoor Waiting Line
  • Original Characters
  • Restrooms/Porta Potties On-Site
  • Paid Parking

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Guest Reviews

Guest Review by Sarah Sloane

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Visited: 02/11/2018 | Recommended: ✅ Yes

What They Liked Most:
That first one I sent into, the farmhouse I think, it was scary from the beginning, there was a little girl that jumped from behind the door. And walk... Read More

Suggested Improvements:
Do more of these haunts per year and more unique actors

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