Farmaggedon
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Flatmans Ln, Ormskirk, UK L39 7HW
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This attraction was reviewed by Team Crypt Seekers on October 13, 2024.
Team Since: October 18, 2023 | Experience: Veteran Team

Editor: Team Zombillies (Master Team).


Final Score: 8.4

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Summary:

Farmaggedon is a sprawling scare park set across many buildings and locations, offering a thrilling mix of horror and entertainment. It features four distinct scare mazes, each with its own unique theme, keeping visitors on edge as they explore unpredictable, terrifying environments. The standout Zombie Warzone experience adds an interactive paintball twist to the night, while fairground rides, live DJs, and several stages hosting bands contribute to the festival-like atmosphere. A troupe of talented, marauding actors elevates the fear factor, making the experience both terrifying and entertaining.


Cast Score: 8.75

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Farmaggedon stands out for its impressive number of actors, both inside the mazes and throughout the park. Even before the mazes open, visitors are bombarded by relentless roaming performers who, while not tied to any specific attraction, deliver constant, jolting scares. Notable among them was an iconic girl rolling around on a mobile bed, a grotesque French chef with more than fish in his barrel, and a towering stilt-walker brandishing an axe.

The mazes themselves were packed with actors, each contributing to an immersive and terrifying experience. The Beast of Terror featured a quartet of dancers visible from the queue, which was a unique touch compared to other haunts we’ve encountered. Similarly, Contagion kept waiting guests entertained with a spooky DJ spinning eerie tunes. But back to The Beast of Terror: the sheer number of actors haunting this forsaken mausoleum was astounding. They demonstrated an impressive ability to sneak up behind you, lurking, heightening the tension with every step. Equally unsettling was when they’d do the opposite, peering around corners before sprinting ahead, leaving you bracing for their inevitable return. A dash of dark humor from some actors added a twisted charm, and their tall statures allowed them to toy with height, creating a disorienting sense of space.

Contagion brought a chaotic energy, with clowns, oversized bears, and lollipop men—one of whom was an interactive and humorous terror. One character resembled a horrifying Mr. Blobby, defying explanation but terrifying nonetheless. The interactions were playful yet frightening, like the lollipop-wielding clown, who balanced scares with unnerving humor. And when we were herded through The Meat Locker, a grotesque gang of mutated squealers closed in on us. Their interactions were standout—ranging from eerie whispers to lighthearted conversations. One actor even offered us her “baby,” breaking the usual horror dialogue, which added a creepy and unexpected element.

Finally, the Maze of Death showcased a terrifying host of scarecrow-like or “baghead” creatures. These actors manipulated height and space, looming from corners and towering over us, making us feel minuscule in their shadows. There were perhaps lighter numbers of actors in this maze than in the others.


Costuming Score: 9.29

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From the moment we arrived at Farmaggedon, it was clear that a tremendous emphasis was placed on blending makeup with prosthetics to create realistic effects. The craftsmanship behind these “masks” was extraordinary—rather than covering the actors’ entire faces, they extended into their characters. One particularly impressive example was a headless woman in The Beast of Terror, clutching her own severed head in a way that looked lifelike and terrifying. Other costumes in this maze featured enormous, leering beasts reminiscent of demons or onis. The transition between mask and actor was so flawless, that it was difficult to tell where the mask ended and the human began.

This high standard of costuming carried over into Contagion, where the use of masks was impressive. The clowns, for instance, wore masks that seemed to melt into their faces, almost as if the prosthetics were fused with their skin. Full-body suits drenched in glow-in-the-dark paint added another layer of surreal horror, making the actors appear otherworldly as they prowled through the maze and caught the pan of the black lights. This surrealism continued with costumes that included a particularly playful bear, and a Mr. Blobby character smeared in blotches of fluorescent paint.

The Meat Locker also stood out for its costuming, featuring grotesque pig masks that added both terror and dark humor – based on the flashing eyes behind them – to the experience. The actors’ tattered, grimy clothing enhanced the gritty realism of the scene, making the creatures feel like they had crawled out of a nightmare.


Customer Service Score: 9.9

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Located on a quiet country road, Farmaggedon provided clear, easy-to-follow directions on their website, making the journey and parking hassle-free. The park itself is spread across many buildings, but despite the lack of maps on site, navigating between attractions was straightforward. Safety and security were a priority, and we didn’t encounter anything that raised concerns.

Upon arrival, we interacted with several members of staff, all of whom were friendly and enthusiastic. They were more than happy to share tips on how to make the most of the evening, which added a personal touch to the experience. Even the security team was welcoming—a refreshing and pleasant surprise.

Farmaggedon’s website is well-organized, with all the necessary information accessible. Additionally, their customer service team was responsive on Facebook, answering our questions promptly and efficiently. This is the best way of getting in touch with the team, compared to email and other channels.


Immersion Score: 7.45

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Upon entering, you’re immediately thrust into the heart of the action after making your way through the queue tent. The main structure branches off into the various mazes, and both outdoor and indoor areas are themed, making it clear that the team is committed to crafting an atmosphere that is both terrifying and fun. The attention to detail was evident, particularly in the pre-haunt areas of several mazes, where giant heads and animatronics ramped up the fear factor—though we won’t spoil the surprises!

Each maze offered an immersive experience with distinct themes and storylines. The Beast of Terror transitioned between different environments, from a jungle temple to a voodoo hut, before descending into the eerie catacombs of death. The progression felt natural and continuous, making it easy to believe you were moving deeper into an ethereal space. The small group sizes (or, in our case, going solo) heightened the intensity, placing us right at the center of the action. One of the most memorable moments was being “spat out” of the maze through a coffin-shaped door, in line with the catacomb theme. Similarly, The Meat Locker had a disguised exit through a portaloo, adding a quirky twist.

Contagion greeted us through the gaping maw of a clown, pulling us into what felt like a demented circus attraction. The sound design was particularly well-executed, with music and noise from the outside not bleeding into the maze, despite the loud exterior ambiance. This helped maintain the sense of isolation and immersion.

While some mazes had stronger narratives than others, the storytelling was generally compelling. The Meat Locker centered around a gas that causes hallucinations, casting us as test subjects in a grotesque experiment, while Maze of Death invited us to meet “The Master,” creating a sense of looming dread, although the total immersion in the latter sometimes ebbed and flowed more than the other mazes.

Despite being occasionally returned to central areas, the theming remained strong throughout, maintaining the feeling that you were fully absorbed in the experience from start to finish.


Special FX Score: 7.73

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We were completely unprepared for the sheer volume of special effects Farmaggedon had in store. What impressed us was how they were woven into the storytelling, making each maze feel more immersive and intense. In The Beast of Terror, the standout feature was the massive puppetry and animatronics, which lurched to life, creating jaw-dropping moments of terror. Without giving too much away (because the surprises are that good!), this maze boasted next-level design – think giant creatures emerging from the darkest recesses. The sensory engagement was equally magnificent—walking through the jungle felt real as the environment interacted with you, brushing against your face.

Contagion took special effects to the extreme. The use of 3-D glasses combined with glow-in-the-dark paint transformed every surface into an overwhelming spectacle. The scene design was detailed, with air guns used throughout to keep you constantly on edge. From navigating a toxic waste zone to an eerie bathroom scene, the maze offered a rich variety of settings. The sound design ranged from haunting lullabies to moments of eerie silence (though the latter sometimes felt a bit too noticeable). The maze also made great use of physical elevation changes with ramps, and the vortex was a brilliant touch, adding to the sense of disorientation. The twisting, ducking, and turning as we plunged deeper into the clown-infested nightmare was an adrenaline-pumping experience.

The Meat Locker brought a nostalgic yet thrilling use of old-school animatronics, which we loved—it’s been a while since we’ve seen them used so effectively! One room featured active, whirring machinery that added to the industrial horror vibe, while monstrous faces emerged from the walls in a fantastic display of scene design. We were hit by blasts of air in the face, smoke, and flashing lights, particularly in the holding area at the start, which set the tone for the chaos to come. The sound immersion was consistent throughout, and the maze was packed with claustrophobic tunnels that kept you on edge.

Maze of Death was simpler compared to the others, relying more on traditional wooden maze design. But, the use of smoke in the middle to disorientate us was a clever and unique touch, especially for a wooden structure. While there weren’t many sound effects, the smoke added an unexpected layer of confusion.


Scare Factor Score: 7.57

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We found ourselves jumping many times throughout the evening, surprised by the intensity of the scares—even for seasoned haunt-goers. The Beast of Terror utilised hidden doors and inconspicuous spaces, with creatures emerging when we least expected it. The puppetry was particularly terrifying, featuring massive beasts, including a huge oni-like creature and other unspeakable horrors that caught us off guard.

Contagion kept us on edge with unpredictable attacks, including several unexpected frights from behind. The chainsaw finale, where we were herded into a clown’s freezer, was a nerve-wracking climax that left us scrambling to escape.

In The Meat Locker, the actors played a brilliant psychological game. They started by scaring those at the back of the line, then stalked the rest, ensuring that everyone experienced a scare. The growing sound of a chainsaw echoed through the maze, building tension until we finally came face-to-face with the chainsaw-wielding terror, who got close, amplifying the fear.

Maze of Death took a simpler approach, but it was still effective. Though there weren’t many sound effects, the sudden scares—especially when actors approached from above—caught us off guard.

There was a certain reliance on chainsaw scares, which might have benefited from being limited to just one maze. But overall, there were some great moments of terror on offer that gave us some proper frights.


Entertainment & Value Score: 8.75

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E&V Review:

Farmaggedon offers exceptional value for an immersive experience, combining high-quality scares with extensive entertainment at a reasonable price. Each of the four mazes takes approximately 25 minutes to walk through, giving a fantastic 83-per-minute value. Given the high standard of both the actors and the detailed environments, the experience feels more than worth the cost—though some of the settings were so well-crafted, we wished we could have lingered a bit longer.

Beyond the mazes, the site is packed with extra entertainment. Roaming scare actors provided plenty of frights and fun interactions, even stealing our punch card ticket and sparking a memorable chase! Two stages featured live bands and even a giant animatronic devil, adding to the eerie festival vibe, while a DJ kept the energy up, spinning tracks for those queuing for Contagion. Video projections and live dancers were also viewable in certain queues.

Though we didn’t try the two fairground rides available for an extra charge, we did take part in the Zombie Warzone. For a small fee, this interactive attraction pits you against seven waves of zombies, armed with a paintball gun from your bunker. While you won’t get hit with paintballs, the zombies certainly will!

Though Farmaggedon offers four mazes, which may seem fewer than some larger attractions, the quality, length, and immersive detail make it a standout experience. For horror fans, it’s worth every penny.


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Most Immersive Single Maze

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2024

Most Immersive Single Maze

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