The cast included a variety of freaks who all stayed committed to their characters. Most provided great interaction and dialogue with quick-witted responses and repartee. The line actress was a welcomed addition this season, Anathema. She was very interactive and even had the customers sing happy birthday to her. It was her 1001st Birthday, as it is every night. She would provide the basic haunt rules, then direct guests up the stairs to the Demon’s lair. She did a great job staying in character. Even when she was not directing guests she was making her way through the queue line talking and interacting with everyone. Anathema means someone or thing that someone vehemently dislikes or a formal curse by a pope or church council’.insert ‘the more you know’ rainbow.
Speaking of church, the priest who ran the ‘Church of the Damned’ where you are ‘damned if you do and damned if you don’t’ wasn’t looking for souls but our deepest darkest sins. He projected his voice like a preacher at the pulpit, condemning and convincing. He pulled my wife into the confessional and it was up to her to save us. Her secret was dark enough as he let us proceed. I wonder what she confessed… In our next interaction with the Scarecrow, he provided some witty banter as he was looking for a new scarecrow to help him. He measured our heads to see if any would work. He finally picked one of our team members, Deandre, to be his assistant. DeAndre took the classic scarecrow pose with arms straight out like a T. The actor said in a sarcastic tone ‘we don’t do that anymore, did you see me standing like that!’ We all had a good laugh and headed to the next area.
Speaking of laughs we ran into a creepy ghost kid, well teenager’ but I’m old’ so a kid, snuck up on us and laughed a dry course laugh, we laughed, he laughed, he mocked us we mocked him it was all in good fun. He wasn’t only full of laughs as we crossed his path again later in the bathroom where he showed us his dancing friend. Another good performance was from the satanic nun and what is scarier than a nun? It takes me back to my pre-pubescent days in Catholic school, quite frightening. She gave a great performance full of confidence and arrogance. She wanted a pound of flesh from us to appease the demons. She accepted another offer, a coin we had received earlier, then she sent us on our journey. We had some additional fun conversations with the cowman that did not like us in his shack, the torturer in the basement, and the ghouls in the cemetery, the latter wanting more juicy secrets.
Not all of those inside the facility were as chatty as the above. When we first entered we were greeted, not technically I guess, by a silent individual who paced back and forth while the rules played on a recording. He was the Gatekeeper and let those enter the demon realm, why we eagerly went along is beyond me. Some well-hidden girls hiding in the cult area were testing their lungs out with ear-piercing screams. Another girl in the maze section wanted us to chase her. She had a playful child-like voice and bounced around the area making it sound like she was in multiple places at once. We also ran into a girl looking for her dog, who I think was a demon in disguise, a crazy girl looking for friends, a bloodied butcher, and a pianist to name a few.
The actors were great at entertaining and most importantly we did not see any clowns. Ten haunts in and I’ve seen enough already as they seem to always be doing the same thing.
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