Land of Illusion Adventure Park Review (2023)

Final Score8.13/10
7 categories scored
Scariness
Moderate ScaresModerate Scares
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Multiple HauntsHaunted House (Single)Multiple HauntsHaunted Trail
View All Land of Illusion Scream Park’s Info
Runtime80.5 minutes
MPD 1.61
TouchNo Touch

Summary

Welcome, welcome, one and all, to one of the finest scream parks of them all! The show is about to begin, so please get comfortable. Get your drink and snacks; this one’s longer than a clown booger. What started as a haunted trail deep in the dark woods of Middletown, Ohio, many years ago has now morphed into a full-fledged, massive, haunted amusement park known as Land of Illusion Scream Park. Offering SIX scream-inducing attractions, on-site food, a full bar, a giant gift shop, and more, it’s literally a whole night of fright all at one location! With so many… Read More…

Cast7.76

Killer Klowns: Clowns are supposed to be cute and funny, right? Oh, but this house is called KILLER Klowns for a reason… they were out for blood and made it clear they’d have no problem taking it from the hapless humans who wandered into their home! Among the lovely things they wanted to do with us included turning our intestines into balloon animals, ripping out our tongues for jump ropes, or just plain chopping us up for their next meal. One snarled, “I might just turn you into my little pinata and watch your guts fall out like candy!” Yikes!… Read More…

Costuming7.78

For as many monsters as there were lurking amidst both the darkness and light of this park, they did an appealing job in the costume department. It’s not easy making monsters look this good in a short amount of time! Killer Klowns: This year, the clowns have stepped up their game with more complete costumes, brighter colors, added accessories, and more skin coverage. Collectively, they were the best costumes in the park! A few of these clowns were downright scary to look at! A mind-bending mixture of masks and makeup was utilized. We saw several clowns donning masks we’d never… Read More…

Customer Service9.36

Land of Illusion Adventure Park is easy to get to via GPS. There’s also a giant sign right by the road, and the parking lot is well-lit, so it’s super hard to miss. They do charge a fee for parking. It has increased this year from $5 to $7 cash per vehicle or $8 by card. All parking proceeds go to local, non-profit organizations as advertised on their site. The park has a great layout, and navigating the premises is straightforward. Multiple flaggers quickly guided us to parking spots upon arrival. As we made our way to the ticketing windows,… Read More…

Immersion8.21

From the moment we exited our vehicles, the haunt was preparing us for a fright-filled night! Chainsaw roars, screams, and other scary sounds rang out from the gates, where spooky animated effects played in the windows above. Once we’d made it inside, the atmosphere around us was consistently upbeat. The DJ’s dance tunes were pumped out loudly and clearly through the park, and we spotted roaming actors on the prowl shortly after the gates opened. It was clear the haunt’s team had carefully crafted an environment to make patrons excited to be there, and that vibe was consistent all the… Read More…

Special Effects7.98

Killer Klowns: Given the theme, there was nothing in here you’d be surprised at experiencing – funhouse mirrors, carnival music, circus sets – but it was all executed at a very high level. We’d go so far as to say it’s among the very best exhibitions of kreepy klownishness we’ve been to in the last several years. And, of course, any haunt fan has seen more than a bunch of them! Garishly day-glo colored walls and sets assaulted our eyeballs. Numerous klown animatronics went off around seemingly every korner. Adding to the chaos: hanging pool noodles, strobes and laser prisms,… Read More…

Scare Factor7.71

Killer Klowns: The funhouse environment, krazy props, and manic klown actors mixed together to form a fairly scary experience. We had a very disturbing experience in a strobed guess-who’s-the-live-klown room. Several precisely timed animatronics made us jump in the air. The actors threatened us physically, especially the axe-wielding lunatic who seemingly was lunging at us every minute. They threatened us verbally, with additional inventive phrasings – ‘I’m gonna chop you up and wrap the parts in cotton candy, you’ll be delicious;’ ‘I’ll pick out your organs and BLOW EM UP!!;’ and (to the bald group member in the giant bowling… Read More…

Entertainment & Value8.72

If you’re looking for a long haunt with a lot of variety and entertainment in between, Land of Illusion is your stop. We always carve out an entire night to take in all the park offers, and we still don’t get to see everything. During our 2023 visit, tickets were advertised at $50 for general admission and $75 for Fast Passes (online). Again, please keep in mind the park is CASH ONLY. We did go their first weekend open, so these prices will likely change, increasing closer to Halloween. At first, the ticket prices may sound staggering, but remember that… Read More…

Know Before You Go

  • Celebrity Appearances
  • Food/Concessions
  • Games/Midway
  • Gift Shop/Souvenirs
  • Hi-Tech Attraction
  • Indoor/Outdoor
  • Indoor/Outdoor Waiting Line
  • Original Characters
  • Restrooms/Porta Potties On-Site
  • Special Events

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Awards

2025Haunt AwardCut to the Chase (2025 – Team Zombillies)Middletown Haunted Trail For Seamless Chainsaw Pursuit Timing
2025Haunt AwardBest Bushmen (2025 – Team Zombillies)Ghillie Suit Scarers in Temple of Terror
2025Haunt AwardBest Trail (2025 – Team Zombillies)Middletown Haunted Trail
2025Shout out AwardActor Shout-Out (2025 – Team Zombillies)Jingles the Jester
2025Shout out AwardActor Shout-Out (2025 – Team Zombillies)Dr. Psycho

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Guest Reviews

Guest Review by Jason Ross

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Visited: 10/19/2019 | Recommended: ✅ Yes

What They Liked Most:
Everything was amazing, great for the whole family and highly recommend a large group. There was a concert going (acdc cover) that did extremely well ... Read More

Suggested Improvements:
Keep growing.

Guest Review by Tamara

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐
Visited: 10/04/2019 | Recommended: ✅ Yes

What They Liked Most:
This haunt is alot different from your backwoods haunted attraction. They seemed like they had their stuff together. The only thing I did not like was... Read More

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