Lemp Brewery Haunted House Review (2023)

Moderate ScaresModerate Scares
Final Score: 8.33/10

Quick Facts

Moderate ScaresModerate Scares
Runtime21 Minutes
MPD 0.70
TouchNo Touch
This attraction was reviewed by Team Zombillies on October 7, 2023.

Summary

Downtown St. Louis conceals a sinister secret beneath its bustling streets, an ominous presence that thrives in the shadows. It slithers and creeps, casting its dark veil over the heart of the city, primed to unleash spine-tingling terror that will leave you gasping for breath. As you venture into the enigmatic depths of The Lemp Brewery, prepare to confront a malevolent force like no other – brace yourself for the chilling encounter with THE ABYSS!

In commemorating their three decades of dread, the Lemp Brewery emerges as the city’s solitary sentinel of the supernatural. It is more than just a haunted house; it is a living nightmare, a portal to the unknown where fear takes on a life of its own.

Beneath the surface, where the world transforms into a realm of obscurity, you’ll find yourself enveloped in a chilling, clammy embrace. Are you prepared to embark on an eerie odyssey, delving 100 feet beneath the earth’s skin and navigating a labyrinth of caves and twisting tunnels? The subterranean depths beckon, but beware, for the grim specters of death and decay loom like ominous whispers, hinting at the scarcity of those who have successfully emerged from this abyss.

Let’s go!

Cast7.46

An impenetrable shroud of dense fog enveloped us, obscuring our vision almost maddeningly. The cast members, cunning as they were, seized this atmospheric advantage, lurking in the ethereal mist, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Their expertise in this cloak of obscurity became evident as we turned corners, suddenly finding ourselves in an unexpected face-off with these spectral denizens. Each encounter sent shivers down our spines, a testament to their skill in catching us off-guard. However, amidst the many twists and turns, there were pockets of eerie silence, where the corridors seemed barren of any life forms. We felt… Read More…

Costuming8.88

Even through the enveloping fog, the haunting costumes of the creatures emerged into view as they drew perilously near. A seamless fusion of masks and makeup was utilized, transforming the cast into their eerie personas. While both methods were employed, the enigmatic masks predominantly adorned the faces of the cast, concealing their identities behind an array of unsettling visages. We came across some very hideous creatures – no offense. Each one was impeccably attired to suit the specific haunt scenes they inhabited. Their uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into their surroundings made their presence all the more spine-tingling, becoming devious… Read More…

Customer Service9.49

Finding the location was easy; our GPS took us to the entrance, where a parking attendant directed us where to park and enter the haunt. Parking is $5 CASH ONLY. Several staff members were easy to spot and happy to answer our questions. On the night of our visit, the haunt was not utilizing its normal entrance, and we had some confusion about where to go, but upon looking around, we did find the waiting line. Some additional signs pointing to the entrance from the parking lot to the door would help with this. The ticket trailer was easy to… Read More…

Immersion8.33

As we parked, the ominous silhouette of the old Lemp Brewery tower cast an eerie shadow, a sentinel over a labyrinthine path winding through time-weathered structures, each laden with its cryptic tales. Although the indoor portion of the waiting line wasn’t nearly as creepy as the rest of the facility, the multiple roaming creatures made it apparent that we were about to get our scare on! Upon descending a daunting 100 feet below the earth’s surface, we found ourselves in the heart of a genuinely haunted enigma! It’s an atmospheric abyss where history and otherworldly legends intertwine seamlessly. And who… Read More…

Special Effects9

Beneath the earth’s surface lay a hidden world—the remnants of a historical brewery, an underground labyrinth that oozed with dampness and dankness. It was an authentic backdrop, the kind that would make other haunts jealous, a setting where the very atmosphere seemed to whisper secrets of ages past. Were the scenes realistic? Yes! Navigating this haunt felt like an expedition into disorientation itself. The fog veered from being merely thick to reaching levels of super-thickness and beyond, shrouding us in an ever-thickening veil of obscurity. At times, mixed with disorienting lighting, it was difficult to see anything around us. We… Read More…

Scare Factor8.29

The thick, enigmatic shroud of Lemp’s fog rendered our path unpredictable. As previously mentioned, these characters remained elusive until they materialized before us, their sudden appearances leaving us breathless. Amidst the swirling fog, the dimly lit corridors, and the relentless soundtrack, our senses were under constant siege, creating an immersive assault on our perception that left us perpetually on edge. Scares ambushed us from every conceivable angle, descending upon us like relentless shadows from all sides and even from above. The actors beat on walls and suddenly hit or shook things at us. In some instances, their elusive presence remained… Read More…

Entertainment & Value7.75

Although every group’s time may vary, we spent 21 minutes trying to find our way through Lemp. General admission was $30 on-site. Considering the lowest price during our visit, this brings the MPD (minutes of entertainment received per dollar spent) to 0.7. Although this is on the lower side, the entertainment provided inside Lemp was unique and creepy. To go along with the entertainment provided with the ticket price, we must include the interactive line roamers that delved into tormenting groups as soon as their presence was noticed on-site. There were also some tunes being played, but other than that,… Read More…

Know Before You Go

  • All-Indoor Attraction
  • Gift Shop/Souvenirs
  • Hi-Tech Attraction
  • Indoor/Outdoor Waiting Line
  • Original Characters
  • Restrooms/Porta Potties On-Site

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Guest Review by Nora

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐
Visited: 03/23/2018 | Recommended: ✅ Yes

What They Liked Most:
I have very mixed feelings for this attraction. Although it was the off-season, I may have expected too much from this haunt as I thought it would be ... Read More

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