Death Metal:
Starting with the first room, we met an energetic, lunging, maniacal mountain man. Seemingly with each turn, we would meet a new actor. We met several characters wearing different masks, including the plague doctor, a zombie, a clown, a sniper shooting at us, several creatures lurking in the shadows, and actors of unknown origin climbing above and crawling below. Not to mention the ghost that will flip you off if you linger too long in her area! We also enjoyed the creature crawling in the metal tunnel who creeped us out with their ability to mimic our body movements. Many of the characters were screamers or silent stalkers. One asked us why we were there and told us to get out. We did get to banter a little with Rudy, the rude clown (get it?). This character was the stand-out character here. Despite being rude, Rudy was delightful and invited us to dinner, although the menu options were not appetizing.
Hell House:
We entered the home on high alert and had just let our guard down when a ghostly girl screamed at us. The house consists primarily of the ghosts of the dead and the maniacs torturing, imprisoning, and murdering. We heard a lot of screaming from the killers and the ghosts. We met a young girl watching over her dolls, a maniac cook wielding a massive weapon, and various victims tucked away here and there. There was even a girl imprisoned in the basement doing everything she could to get us to help her escape her captors. Aside from screaming and roaring at us, we didn’t encounter any dialogue. We were asked a couple of times, “Where are you going here?” without pausing or responding to our answers. Aside from white-faced ghosts and denim-/flannel-wearing killers, we saw a few creatures (both furry and scaley) and a pigman wearing a massive pig mask.
Killing Fields:
Upon entering the killing fields, we were startled a few times by “living scarecrows” coming off their perch. We were met by a flannel-clad maniac acting as a “bridge troll.” The good news was she was not going to eat us; the bad news she delivered was that she threatened to feed us to her pig. She also informed us that “he” was watching us, but we didn’t know who he was. As we merged farther into the fields, we came upon a shed where a wicked scarecrow met us, gave us the evil eye, and intimidated us into moving forward. During our journey through the fields, we were even chased a few times by a maniac wielding a chainsaw who gave us chase, but just when we thought he had given up on us, he came at us a second time.



