My Morbid Mind Haunted House Review (2021)

Moderate ScaresModerate Scares
Final Score: 8.16/10

Quick Facts

Moderate ScaresModerate Scares
Runtime15 Minutes
MPD 1.25
TouchNo Touch
This attraction was reviewed by Team Terror Techies on October 2, 2021.

Summary

My Morbid Mind is located just southeast of Olympia in Lacey, Washington. This attraction started as a Halloween yard display before growing into its current location in 2008. Each year, the ‘master of macabre,’ Kevin Noah, adds features to this barn haunt and it definitely shows.

If you are looking to be impressed by a haunted house, My Morbid Mind is an absolute must-see despite its humble looking exterior. There is a slow build-up to the incredibly well-built ticket booth. You’ll be treated to a well-organized queue line with plenty of loud music to set the mood. Once past the queue, the experience will be a delight for all your senses.

Cast7.98

The actors started coming at us after entering through the swinging door next to the ticket booth. Going through the experience, we found the actors extremely creative with their scares. The available ways for them to interact with the audience are varied and intelligent, with actors seemingly popping out of nowhere and constantly hitting you from all angles. The clown, who played with the 3D set by bending through the wall, caught our entire group off guard. Another actor ran across the grate overhead as we passed under, then later emerged from the laser bog to suddenly appear right next… Read More…

Costuming8.42

All the costumes were fitting for the spaces and the characters they looked to embody. From what we could see, all the actors’ costumes and props were realistic and detailed. The clowns were an amalgamation of black light colors and the chainsaw maniacs wore distressed and bloodied white jumpsuits. The actors’ makeup was also appropriate for their costumes, with great detail fitting the overall design and feel of the sets the actors were placed in. For some actors, they decided to forgo makeup in favor of masks particularly near the end of the haunt. The end of the haunt was… Read More…

Customer Service8.12

The GPS led us directly to the correct spot – though the website warned that some GPS will incorrectly take you to Marvin Rd NE. Marvin Rd SE is correct. Once we were there, the sign off to the side of the road was clear and well lit. With the placement of the well-lit parking lot and a few parking attendants, it’s very easy to find our way to the entrance of the haunt. Once we were at the ticket counter, the staff was kind and helpful, and they’re happy to see us there. There were a few branded items… Read More…

Atmosphere8.8

The haunt is built within a barn out in farmland which lends itself to being a creepy, remote space that is well suited towards the experience. The front of the barn is well lit to be able to take in the backlit sign, one that shifts colors and has letters that appear to burn out every few minutes. That sign that appears to be failing mounted on a structure with flaky dried paint and chain-link path were all that we could view from the exterior. While being corralled by the chain-link, we felt loud nu-metal music vibrate through the ground.… Read More…

Special Effects8.59

We were asked to put on 3D glasses – which you’ll really want to do too – for the first section of the haunt. The sets were done up with 3D blacklight reactive paint. This paint camouflaged the definition between 2D and 3D objects. In addition to the blacklight detail, the sets are incredibly well designed to allow actors to sneak through different parts of the haunt quickly, allowing them to hit us, again and again, many scenes apart. As we proceeded further, the ground we were walking on started to slope and slant. It made walking feel disorienting in… Read More…

Theme

Scare Factor8.32

The scares were definitely varied and well-executed from actors having multiple ways to hit patrons going through the haunt. Actors also made good use of the environment to pop out at us from unexpected angles. Depending on your own fears and proclivities, there are a good variety of scares for everyone. The scares came at a fairly rapid pace, slowing down only just before we existed. The actors worked to try to scare everyone and, when some of us failed to respond, they began targeting the people who appeared the most scared. Even though this tactic can be seen in… Read More…

Entertainment & Value7.15

It took us 15 minutes to travel through the haunt. General admission tickets range from $12 to $18 depending on the night. The price for tickets for the night that we visited was $12. By our estimate, this attraction is valued at about 1.25 minutes per dollar. This is nicely above the national average of 1 minute per dollar. With a low ticket price, as compared to other haunts in the area, and the high value of the experience, a visit to My Morbid Mind is very much a worthwhile experience. We would even consider this worth a bit of… Read More…

Know Before You Go

  • All-Indoor Attraction
  • Gift Shop/Souvenirs
  • Indoor Waiting Line
  • Restrooms/Porta Potties On-Site
  • Paid Parking

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Guest Reviews

Guest Review by Lil

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Visited: 10/19/2024 | Recommended: ✅ Yes

What They Liked Most:
The staff is amazing, they are very helpful and kind, actors will help in any way they can whether its getting you out of the haunt or making sure you... Read More

Guest Review by Hd

Rating:
Visited: 10/19/2024 | Recommended: ❌ No

What They Liked Most:
Score of zero. Lame, not scary, overpriced and the wait is WAY too long. We stood in line for 3.75 hours before getting into the actual attraction. So... Read More

Suggested Improvements:
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