Pirates Of Emerson Review (2018)

The line actors of Pirates of Emerson are always great. They interact with guests and pose for pictures. They represent the company brand well.

The actors were believable and portrayed their roles well. There wasn’t a lot of dialogue, except the hillbilly cannibal girl in the barn at Psycho Path, who was sizing us up as part of her dinner menu. In the chain link maze of Psycho Path, a hillbilly girl taunted us as we were trying to find our way out. The most interactive moment was in Prison Panic. In the prison ward, an inmate was operating on a dead body, then looked at us and sprayed compressed air at us. He was using an airbrush, and it did startle us.

Overall, there were various characters in the themed park, but in the individual mazes, Psycho Path had similar hillbilly characters and Prison Panic had similar inmate characters. The main haunt mazes did need more actors. Holiday Horror and Psycho Path felt like they had enough, but Prison Panic, The Haunted and Pirates of Emerson mazes seemed short on them.

Pirates of Emerson is easy to find since it’s located at the Alameda County Fairgrounds and the city of Pleasanton has plenty of signs directing drivers to the property. The compound is easy to spot. From outside, you can see the lights and fire shooting into the air as well as the ticket booth and entrance area.

We found the whole attraction to be very safe and nothing dangerous could be found. Staff and security were both readily available throughout the compound. The entire staff was very friendly and helpful. Pirates of Emerson’s information is easy to find because they have an excellent website and are on various social media sites.

Pirates of Emerson has a party vibe, part spooky and part rock-n-roll. From the parking lot, you can see the lights, hear the music, and see flames shoot into the sky at various intervals.

Inside the entry gate, the compound has a pirate/carnival theme. The pirate ship performance stage had a classic rock band playing cover tunes. Those flames come from the two masts of the ship. There are various photo opportunities with staged life-sized dioramas for selfies. There are other activities that require paying carnival tickets, known here as ‘Monions’. They are good for carnival games, an oddities museum, a ‘Misfortune’ Teller, gift store and a 90-second mini haunt. The atmosphere does give guests some insight into what they will see.

Pirates of Emerson has a variety of special effects. Most memorable are the vortex tunnel and claustrophobia tunnel in Holiday Horror, the motion activated props and the animatronic alligator in the Pirates of Emerson maze, the broken circuit breakers that were twitching and making electrical sounds, along with the airbrush gun in Prison Panic. In addition, the sound effects of crickets chirping and the air compressor blast in The Haunted was effective, and the fog machines and laser lights in the chain link maze in Psycho Path. The mini haunt had a video animation of a chainsaw maniac shown from a video monitor disguised as a window that sprayed water at us in the timing of a victim being sawed in half. Around the next corner was a giant boar head growling at us.

The scenes and props were mostly created in-house, so they don’t look like any other haunt. Holiday Horror has many painted scenic flats with fluorescent color designs that glow under black lights. That same artist also painted a large fluorescent painting of a pirate ship in the Pirates of Emerson maze. There was impressive stone masonry walls, cannons, and jail cells, that almost feel like something from Disney. The Haunted scenery had the rustic wooden cabins and swampy feel. Prison Panic’s scenery was appropriate for an institution. Psycho Path is mostly an outdoor haunt, but there is a cargo freight car that serves as a home for hillbilly cannibals, and after the chain link fence maze, there’s a shack with more hillbillies and bloody body parts. We could tell that there was much thought and time spent putting these mazes together and they all maintained the suspension of disbelief. The special effects were successful at creating a spooky and entertaining experience.

The overall theme of the compound is a Pirate’s Carnival. Each of the five main haunt mazes has its own independent theme.

Holiday Horror has twisted scenes of various holidays, mostly focusing on Halloween and Christmas. There was a tribute to Nightmare Before Christmas with a painting of Jack Skellington and a life-sized mannequin of Sally. Prison Panic is a prison that has been taken over by inmates. The Haunted is a bayou/voodoo themed maze, with a rural and swampy feel. Psycho Path is a hillbilly cannibal theme with an interesting detour into the chain link fence maze. The Pirates of Emerson is of course, themed after pirates.

All the mazes conveyed their themes very well, but the Psycho Path, especially with the laser lights, seemed out of place with the hillbilly cannibal theme. The location is on an empty field of the Alameda County Fairgrounds, so it’s hard to say it authenticates the pirate theme, but it does authenticate the carnival atmosphere.

We’re sad to say this because we’ve been going to Pirates of Emerson for several years, but we didn’t find this year to be as scary as it was in years past. They’ve set the bar so high, that our expectations are high as well. They did provide scares to everyone in our group, and they weren’t predictable. The lack of actors affected our experience, which we know for the most part is sometimes out of their control. The majority of scares consisted of them startling us from hidden corners. A few haunt mazes ended with an air compressor blast, but other than that, there wasn’t any really strong endings.

Pirates of Emerson does provide a good overall experience for the price of the ticket when you include the atmosphere with the haunt mazes, but we wish a couple of the mazes were longer. Several of them were only 2 to 3 minutes long, but Psycho Path was 8 minutes and Holliday Horror was 4 minutes. It took us about 20 minutes total to navigate all haunts. General admission is $30 online and $35 at the door.

We were very satisfied with the entertainment outside of the haunt mazes. It was clearly obvious everyone was having a great time and weren’t in a rush to leave. We do believe the ticket prices are appropriate for these haunts and all available space was appropriately used. There were no dead zones to be found.