Pirates Of Emerson Review (2022)

Overall, Pirates of Emerson Haunted Themed Park has enough actors to keep the scares and entertainment consistent. But even when there were areas that seemed short of actors, there were animatronics to help fill the void. The actors were believable, creative, and consistent. Nobody broke character in any of the attractions, and all showed enthusiasm.

We found the actors in Demented Dolls to be the most verbally interactive, with several calling out for their mommy, but at least one asked us to play with her. The most physically interactive actors were in Seesawz Circus, as parts of the haunt were chain-link fence labyrinths, and the actors would encourage us to proceed in the wrong direction and send us to dead ends. Several clown actors in Seesawz Circus would threaten us with revving chainsaws. There were actors in doll makeup in Demented Dolls, who would brandish their long-bladed fingernails, reminiscent of Freddy Krueger or Edward Scissorhands. Actors in Pirates of Emerson would mostly do silent jump scares, but one pirate lady did ask us, “Who dares enter my realm?” There were a good variety of characters in the Haunted Themed Park, and we never felt as if we were confronting the same character type repeatedly.

The costumes of Pirates of Emerson Haunted Themed Park were complete, unique, and detailed. There wasn’t an actor that made us think their attire was incomplete or poorly fitted. The masks and makeup were creative, detailed and realistic.

Actors who wore makeup had original designs, especially those in Demented Dolls. The masks worn were very original, especially in Seesawz Circus. The most memorable mask was an evil Ronald McDonald in Seesawz Circus. We found the costumes to be appropriate for their respective scenes and themes, and nobody appeared to be out of place. The queue actors were believable and detailed in their costuming and makeup, featuring one-of-a-kind outfits for photo ops. The staff in the ticket booths were dressed as undead pirate lasses.

It was very easy to locate the attraction, find a place to park, and navigate the premises. Since Pirates of Emerson Haunted Themed Park resides on the property of the Alameda County Fairgrounds, there is plenty of signage on the freeway and in the City of Pleasanton to lead you to the location. The LED Promotional Wall in front of the Fairgrounds advertised Pirates of Emerson, as well as the other events that the Fairgrounds hosts. Upon paying an entry fee, parking attendants flagged us toward the proper parking space. From there, it was easy to find the ticket booth and appropriate queue lines.

We found all of the attractions to be very safe, and we could not find anything that would be truly dangerous. The staff were professional, helpful, and friendly. From management to the snack bar, and merchandise to ticket takers, everyone seemed happy and excited to be there. The non-acting staff were easy to identify, because they wore black Pirates of Emerson T-shirts.

It’s very easy to find information on this haunt before you arrive because they have an elaborate and well-decorated website with all the necessities, such as the address, dates and times, and ticket prices, but they also have a FAQ section that addresses ADA, touching and the types of attractions. Pirates Of Emerson Haunted Themed Park has a strong social media presence, with pages on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and YouTube.

Upon entering the Alameda County Fairgrounds, it’s quite obvious to see the compound where Pirates of Emerson Haunted Themed Park resides. There are black walls, ambient haunt sounds, music, and fog machine smoke trickling out. The entryway features a gothic building façade with a sign featuring the name of the haunt. Seeing it all made us excited to be scared.

When we entered into the main courtyard, we could see the sights and sounds of a successfully orchestrated spooky atmosphere. Each of the main attractions has their own theme: Demented Dolls was about life-size dolls mutilating people, Seesawz Circus was a circus big top where psycho clowns threatened to kill you with chainsaws, Pirates Of Emerson was about the exploration of the ship’s hull, brig, and hidden caves of undead pirates, and Halloween Hell was a little harder to interpret, because it took us from hillbilly cannibals and a hospital with psycho doctors to industrial maintenance rooms, making it more a stream of flowing conscience.

We were completely and consistently immersed inside each of the attractions, and everything we encountered contributed in a positive way to the haunt experience. The scenes did flow well into one another; even Halloween Hell, with its freeform theme approach, did flow well from scene to scene. The atmosphere of the Haunted Themed Park is continuous from the courtyard to each attraction’s completion, thus returning guests back to the courtyard. In that sense, the atmospheric mood doesn’t end until you exit the courtyard and return to the parking lot.

The sound effects were effective in all of the attractions. They all had an ambient soundtrack, but there were certain props and scenic pieces that had their own custom sounds. Halloween Hell had circuit breakers clicking on and off, featuring electrical buzzing sounds. Also, in Halloween Hell, there were actors with huge cattle prods that made similar electrical buzz noises. At the queue line of Demented Dolls, there was a vignette of toy dolls talking to the guests in line, utilizing a projector to create their moving mouths in sync with their voices.

There was a considerable amount of time invested in scene details, and each room had meaning and purpose. This year, we saw more animatronics in the 4 attractions than ever before. Consisting of inanimate objects moving, or creatures twitching or lunging, the animatronics added another level of entertainment. Especially in Pirates of Emerson, where the cave scenes had broken statues with a large boa constrictor and an alligator animatronic. Halloween Hell had the famous giant growling boar head.

The Haunted Themed Park is rich in sensory FX. Lighting is placed in strategic and well-thought-out areas. Shafts of light direct your attention towards various props of interest. There is quite the abundance of laser lights, from a solid green line in the fog to various green pinpoint lights at a chain-link fence scene. There were several attractions that had a blacklight room with walls painted in fluorescent colors. Strobe lights were located in a few haunts as well. Demented Dolls had a vortex tunnel. Pirates Of Emerson had water in their cave scenes, featuring a large pond, and a water fountain. In the courtyard, there was a flamethrower spraying fire in the air at various intervals.

Pirates Of Emerson Haunted Themed Park has several scares in their respective attractions. Most were jump scares, but there were a few intimidating stares. They did provide scares to everyone in our group, and several had great timing that we couldn’t predict.

There was a fireplace scene in Demented Dolls that had a jump scare that really got me. The finale of Halloween Hell successfully made Debbie jump, from an actor attached to a bungee. There were a variety of scares coming from multiple directions. Most of the jump scares came from either the front or the sides, but Demented Dolls had a few from above.

The most intimidating actor was the evil doctor from Halloween Hell. There were a few actors who followed us uncomfortably close behind. The scares came in both high energy and deliberate stalking. As we said earlier, Halloween Hell had the most memorable finale. The other attractions’ finales weren’t any stronger than the rest of their scares.