Screamin Acres Haunted Houses Review (2024)

Moderate ScaresModerate Scares
Final Score: 8.65/10

Quick Facts

Moderate ScaresModerate Scares
Runtime39.5 Minutes
MPD 1.23
TouchNo Touch
This attraction was reviewed by Team Hell Hounds on October 26, 2024.

Summary

Screamin’ Acres Haunted Houses, or SA for short, isn’t your average farm. Located 20 minutes from Madison, Wisconsin, in Stoughton. Eugster’s Farm is a fully operational farm where daylight meets darkness. By day, it captures the essence of a classic family farm with vibrant fall festivals, corn mazes, and driveways aligned with pumpkins. As night falls, those same pumpkin paths lead you into another world filled with creepy creatures, crazy convicts, and chaotic clowns.

At SA, your journey begins in the main waiting area, but this is no ordinary line. You’ll be swept into an electrifying atmosphere created by the DJ, setting the stage for the horrors to come. As you explore the grounds, prepare to face the terrifying ‘Slaughterhaus,’ a meat processing facility inhabited by bloodthirsty, contaminated workers. Next, you’ll stumble into the eerie ‘Lock Up: Under NO Management,’ where deformed escapees roam and a nightmarish laboratory awaits. If you manage to navigate the treacherous sewer system, you’ll find a house haunted by the twisted experiments of a chemist, who was driven to madness and isolation in ‘The Last Resort.’ Finally, in ‘Side Effects: Recharged,’ you’ll plunge into a disorienting maze, mirroring the chaotic descent into insanity the chemist faced in his final days. For those seeking an extra thrill, there’s an optional add-on experience that will amp up your fear level. SA revamped its shock therapy, ‘Death Trap 3.0.’ Do you think you can handle this SHOCKing experience?

For those who are itching for thrills beyond just one spooky month, Screamin’ Acres presents the ‘Halfway to Halloween’ experience. During the spring and summer, they open their doors to deliver chills and frights, so fans don’t have to wait an entire year for their next dose of heart-pounding scares.

Cast8.44

SA’s cast is full of a wide variety of creepy characters that take their roles seriously to provide the best experience possible Slaughterhaus: In this haunt, we were impressed by the number of characters that filled the space. As we navigated through the scenes, it became clear that these performers took their roles seriously, immersing us in an experience that truly felt like we were battling through a slaughterhouse. The characters were interactive, from their desperate screams for help to their relentless pursuit with chainsaws and cleavers. They engaged with us both verbally and physically, creating a thrilling atmosphere. We… Read More…

Costuming8.69

At Screamin’ Acres, actors get to take charge of their costumes, making them feel more like their characters and adding their own spin. Each person is given a character to bring to life, and it’s up to them to make it their own. If anyone needs a little extra help with their look, the team is there to pitch in and make sure everything fits the vibe of the attractions Slaughterhaus: Inside, you are met with a good amount of unique and creative characters as you walk through. Here we saw the use of masks more than make-up. We like… Read More…

Customer Service9.75

Screamin’ Acres is pretty easy to find. The GPS had no issues finding the premises. They have lights on the poles at the entrance and a truck with flashing orange lights so you don’t miss the driveway. This was easier to spot pulling up from what we recalled during last year’s visit. The road leading up to this haunt is a very dark country road. Due to this, we would suggest signs leading up to the driveway on both sides of the road that state “haunted house next left/right” just to ensure people slow down so they don’t miss the… Read More…

Immersion9.11

When you first enter the midway it’s full of life. Between the roaming characters scaring and taking pictures, food, coffee trucks to grab a bite, photo opportunities to remember your experience, and fire pit to warm up before or after the haunts, there is a spooky fun vibe before you enter the queue line. The queue line is almost its own attraction, this line makes waiting without a fast pass a fun experience. This queue line is a mini pre-haunt rave. Between the lights and the DJ mixing up some party songs, you’ll feel like you aren’t even in a… Read More…

Special Effects8.23

Sound Effects: Between all haunts, we noticed a decent amount of sound effects. Certain areas of the haunts did more well while others did not. For example, in Slaughterhaus we felt most sound effects came from the cast banging or making noise. We suggest adding a soundtrack of squealing pigs and other animals to make it really feel like a slaughterhouse. As the prison had good music playing, we still think it could be amplified by adding more alarms or noises by turning the volume up to create a chaotic environment. Most haunts had audio throughout but could be elevated… Read More…

Scare Factor8.25

Slaughterhaus: In this haunt, we saw a good amount of scares. These scares came from above, around corners, and jump scares. We noticed that the characters from this haunt did well with targeting everyone in the group as we walked through. We like to see this in haunts because it makes the group feel completely immersed in the experience. Some of these scares were predictable but there were some good scares that caught us off guard. As for the finale of this haunt, similar to last season, they used a cattle pusher-like device to bump you around as you walk… Read More…

Entertainment & Value8.79

The time to complete SA does vary as well as the walking speed of your group. The time to complete Slaughterhaus was 7.5 minutes. Lock Up took us a whopping 17.5 minutes to finish being the longest haunt on property. The Last Resort took a solid 9.5 minutes to complete with the final haunt Side Effects Recharged, taking us only 5 minutes to endure. With the average general admission price of $32 and total walkthrough time of 39.5 minutes, this gives SA a 1.23 minute per dollar rating! This rating is a great bang for your buck and higher than… Read More…

Know Before You Go

  • Family Friendly
  • Food/Concessions
  • Gift Shop/Souvenirs
  • Hi-Tech Attraction
  • Indoor/Outdoor Attraction
  • Indoor/Outdoor Waiting Line
  • Old-School (Low-Tech)
  • Original Characters
  • Restrooms/Porta Potties On-Site
  • Paid Parking

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Awards

2024Shout out AwardAcrachnophobia Bumpkin
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2023Shout out AwardCraw Daddy
2023Shout out AwardPuddles The Opossum
2022Shout out AwardBlink AKA Claire Hodel

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Guest Reviews

Guest Review by Cyrene

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Visited: 10/05/2018 | Recommended: ✅ Yes

What They Liked Most:
This haunt REALLY impressed me. First of all, the place is HUGE and has a lot more than just a house; there are several themes and some of them really... Read More

Suggested Improvements:
Come prepared for the weather because parts of the attraction are outdoors. I wouldn't recommend this for young children or the faint of heart.

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