Showtime Cinemas Haunted House Review (2024)

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Final Score: 6.27/10

Quick Facts

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Runtime14.5 Minutes
MPD 0.73
TouchNo Touch
This attraction was reviewed by Team Zombillies and Team Enchanted Seance on August 31, 2024.

Summary

Let’s go to the movies!
Let’s go see the monsters!

Vengeful ghosts
Possessions and deadly games
Madness and strife
Better run for your life!

Welcome to Showtime Cinemas Haunted House, where an old movie theater has been turned on its head from family fun to your worst nightmare. Instead of watching a movie, the former cinema invites you to live the movies in terrifying 3D! Only this time, there is no safety to be found behind 3D glasses. The monsters are real and a little too close for comfort. Located in a shopping center off the highway in Radcliff, Kentucky, the cheerful blue and red glowing sign in front of the renovated theater belies its true twisted nature. The establishment invites you to get up close and personal before realizing something is amiss. What horrors await you behind the eerily flickering marquee, the smell of burnt popcorn and chainsaw fuel hitting your nostrils? Make sure you leave the kids at home for this one, folks, as anything family-friendly about this place has been fed to the sinister clown leering from the sewer grates. Are you ready to see if you could REALLY survive a horror movie? File on in; it’s showtime!

Cast6.09

From the parking lot, we were taunted by a menacing, screechy voice that was luring us into the madness. As we approached the entrance, we could hear the screams and maniacal laughter coming from behind the doors. We had no idea who or what awaited us, but we could certainly hear that they were ready for us to arrive. Stepping through the door, the cacophony of screams and laughter engulfed us, disorienting our senses. The source of the sounds remained elusive, keeping us on edge, never knowing what would come at us next. The unpredictability of the disembodied voices coming… Read More…

Costuming5.41

The monsters at the cinema aren’t just on film; you don’t need 3D glasses to see them JUMP off the screen! Behind the corners, deep in the shadows, lurk the Cinema’s thugs and demons, tortured souls whose sole purpose is to wreak havoc on the living. These creeps were mainly masked up. While they conveyed a sense of mystery and dread, additional makeup and features would help send the scare home even harder, including black around the eyes. We noted a lot of bare skin throughout, and these monsters aren’t the type to be clean. We noticed a range of… Read More…

Customer Service8.79

Our GPS took us directly to the Showtime Cinemas Haunted House. The original cinema sign is still located on the highway in front of the building. Below that, there is an excellent, lit-up digital sign showing that it is a haunted house. Other than that, we could not see much from the road. We recommend putting something spooky near the cinema sign to drive home the idea of this being a spooky destination as soon as visitors spot it along the highway. It could be a blow-up, a hearse, or anything spooky that would cause a second glance. Once we… Read More…

Immersion5.63

From the moment we saw Showtime Cinemas from the road, its digital sign displaying a terrifying nurse, the fear began to take hold. Screams and taunts were heard from the parking lot, intimidating newcomers. We didn’t notice any queue actors milling about, which would intensify the wait in line. Dim, blood-red lights illuminated the marquees while occasional music helped get us in the mood. Showtime Cinemas has curated a unique pre-haunt vibe that could benefit from adding fog, spotlights, or spooky decor over the theater sign, which would set it off! A static werewolf greeted us at the entrance, warning… Read More…

Special Effects6.2

Following glowing arrows through darkened corridors lead us from one theater to another, revealing a carefully crafted Hollywood scene preluded by iconic sounds that hinted towards just what movie we were about to experience. Billy’s frenzied laugh ripped through the darkness before multiple victims of Jigsaw met their gruesome and untimely end. Demonic voices whispered eerily as Regan’s contorted body struggled against its bindings, the bed she lay on shaking wildly. Showtime has employed some effective animatronics, and a couple of them were placed in a few creative areas for unexpected scares (I’m looking at you, ceiling zombie). Since the… Read More…

Scare Factor6.32

The distant, echoing screams we heard while waiting quickly became our own! Inside the haunted theater, we faced frights that went bump in the night, some common phobias, awkward areas, and stealthy stalkers. Seriously, one of the stalkers even scared the cameraman in our group! Did they have clowns? Yes. Chainsaws? Definitely! What about spiders? Sorry, arachnophobes – yes, they had those too! Needless to say, you’ll likely come across something that will poke your fear bubble here. Not only were there various scares, but they came at us from different directions, making them harder to predict. Some of the… Read More…

Entertainment & Value5.84

General admission tickets cost $20 for adults and $15 for children 12 and under. We navigated the cinema’s horrors for about 14 and a half minutes, including a wrong turn. That gives a rate of 0.73 minutes per dollar (MPD), which is decent for this part of Kentucky, but we’d prefer to see closer to the average of 1 MPD. Your experience might differ, though. With such a large theater, it wouldn’t take much to extend the scare time a bit, thus boosting the value. We had a blast inside the haunt, especially for the $20 ticket price, which is… Read More…

Awards

2024Shout out AwardCloaked Stalker

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