The Canibillies were a little too eager to show us some Southern hospitality that night. You could say we received quite the wicked welcome from this bunch! South Dixie is a smaller haunt, but they had quite a few dedicated actors, and we never had to wait too long before we found more members of the family… or they found us. Presiding over a blood-splattered kitchen, Mama was happy to set aside some dinner for her guests: “Well, look what we have here! Hungry, are ya? We got plenty to share…” After hearing a few unappetizing comments on how the meal was prepared, we passed on her generosity. She didn’t care for that. “Are you turnin’ yer nose up at my vittles?!” A silent character wearing a hat lurked behind a window – later reappearing in the house to catch us off-guard (one member of our group remarked, “He broke in from outside!”). Although many of the Canibillies wore what you’d expect of hillbilly-themed characters- grimy, bloody dresses, overalls, hats, and such- we did encounter a pale girl in a black dress with dark ichor leaking from a cut in her throat. No sooner had we spotted her than she ran ahead and vanished like a spirit! Where did she go?!
Another roamer in the second portion of the haunt constantly darted ahead of our group, lingering just long enough for us to catch a glimpse before he was off again, hootin’ and hollerin’ the entire time. We found at least two unlucky victims, one of whom was “got” so good she didn’t move a muscle! She almost looked like a prop! A few of the Canibillies offered us some ‘shine and “Canibilly Candy” (a.k.a. meth), but when their operation was busted, we soon found ourselves under attack! (June Bug, who we believe was their chainsaw maniac, was especially vicious. Watch out!) Although the family didn’t make it easy to survive our visit to their home, not all interactions were meant to be scary: we were pulled into a dance party before it was over. So much fun!
True to the story, most of the characters we met were Canibillies, and we would’ve liked to see just a little more variety among the cast. When multiple actors are working a scene, care should also be taken to avoid too much shouting over each other as it can overwhelm the group and make it hard to understand dialogue.
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