The Scariest Place on Earth Review (2022)

The Scariest Place on Earth has a variety of minions that you can encounter. Some hide within the fog, waiting to pounce, while others are great at hiding in any nook they can find. Most of the actors I encountered had little to no dialogue. It was nice to not hear actors saying get out; most of them had some fairly creative noises they made. The actors that did not speak did a good job of creeping along and staring guests down.

The chainsaw actor was very intense, he was not afraid of personal space. At several points, I was surrounded by actors, which added to their intensity. One standout was an intense Michael Myers, that was intimidating and did a great job of creeping people out.

Using the haunt’s Facebook page, it is fairly easy to find the address. Using Google Maps or another navigation app makes it easy to locate the haunted house. On the night I visited, there was plenty of street parking in the neighborhood.

In front of the haunted house, there is a ticket counter and a headstone with the rules. The customer service was great and they will happily answer any questions you might have. Once you have purchased your ticket, there is a single queue for the haunt. There are regular posts on their Facebook page for any updates for the attraction.

When walking up to The Scariest Place on Earth, you can see the fog billowing out of the door. Once you enter this old-school actor-driven experience, you navigate through several blood-stained plastic sheets and notice the writing on the walls.

I was not able to notice any theme while walking through. This attraction is focused on actors popping up for a scare while you navigate through the thick fog. I appreciated the music while walking through the indoor portion, it added to the creepiness. Throughout the walkthrough, there are several static props of clowns and creepy dolls. Once you enter the outdoor section of the haunt, there are some very interesting junk yard props, including some that seem to come from a haunted attraction from days past. There are several tents you navigate through with some constricting areas to navigate. These areas were great for some effective scares.