The Shallow Grave Review (2017)

Final Score9.58/10
8 categories scored
Scariness
Peak IntensityPeak Intensity
Runtime14.5 minutes
MPD 0.58
TouchNo Touch

Summary

THE SHALLOW GRAVE enters their final season of spreading fear around the Central Florida area, gaining national attention as one of the top haunts in the country. Unfortunately due to a number of unfortunate circumstances, this year will mark their final season in Winter Haven, FL. Fortunately, although knowing they were sealing the grave after the 2017 season, they didn’t hold back and exceeded the quality of previous years, continuously making massive updates, additions, and changes each year. PAVOR NOCTURNUS, though mostly a similar layout to years previous, still has enough changes and tweaked effects that it will still cause… Read More…

Cast9.6

The cast of THE SHALLOW GRAVE aggressively demands scares. Their commitment to getting scares is strong, providing chain reactions of jump scares in between all of the special effects and animatronic effects. Character types range from creepy distraction actors to aggressive and attacking performers. Team Thaddeus in BETRAYAL creates a great chain of scares making you believe that he his truly around every corner without ever seeing multiples. Though THE SHALLOW GRAVE is a touch haunt, it is not over utilized, so it is almost forgot about until someone reaches from the wall and takes a firm grasp of your… Read More…

Costuming9.84

Costuming at THE SHALLOW GRAVE is complete, detailed, and the precise attention to detail pushes the aesthetic of the haunt to the next level, matching the scenery and entire experience as a whole. With the introduction in the past couple years of makeup lead artist Scott Fensterer (seen on SyFy’s FaceOff and Game Face), the makeup at this attraction has gained prowess, one of the many reasons that makes THE SHALLOW GRAVE among the top haunts in the country. Characters with masks are well mixed in with those in makeup so as to never over saturate a haunt with masks,… Read More…

Customer Service9.81

THE SHALLOW GRAVE is a very well established haunt, having operated for several years now. The haunt undergoes rigorous testing and inspections proving it to be a safe experience for Guests and Cast/Crew alike. Because of this there is never a fear of true danger in the attraction. The Staff, Cast and Crew are all pleasant and enjoyable, including the ticket booth and queue attendants. While waiting for our turn to enter the attractions, the ladies at the front of the queue were interactive and chatty, making the experience more personable and enjoyable. The attraction is easy to find, with… Read More…

Atmosphere9.5

THE SHALLOW GRAVE is located in a warehouse style building with the queue on the loading dock. While this doesn’t directly relate to the theme of the attractions inside, the team does a great job of creating a spooky atmosphere through characters and scenery in the lot surrounding the attraction. There are several photo ops that have been added for 2017, a fun choice while Guests try to catch their breath and let their heartbeat stabilize between the attractions. There are also a couple vendors selling food and beverages as well. Large animated figures flank the ticket booth making a… Read More…

Special Effects9.8

We challenge you to take more than a few paces without coming in contact with some sort of special effect in THE SHALLOW GRAVE. Featuring more animatronics than Walt Disney World, and more special effects than can be seen at an entire theme park haunted attraction, there is NEVER a dull moment once you enter the doors. In between every actor scare, there are at least a handful of special effect scares, distractions, or eye candy. Featuring everything from massive puppets to well used traditional effects, state of the art animatronics to a well placed lighting fixture, THE SHALLOW GRAVE… Read More…

Theme9.42

For the past several years, Thaddeus and his horrific history have played out at THE SHALLOW GRAVE in two original attractions. Strong back story to the attractions prepares Guests for what they will experience. While the theming of PAVOR NOCTURNUS is not the most original, as phobias and nightmares are often capitalized on in haunted attractions, the layout and journey taken through the attraction leading to the finale makes for a creative and original take on the theme, a welcomed deviation. While the exterior of the building isn’t a perfect match for the themes of the interiors, being two very… Read More…

Scare Factor9.74

Front, back, above, below, they’re out to get you from every angle at THE SHALLOW GRAVE. An opportunity to scare is never missed in these haunts, and the intensity is strong from start to finish with relentless aggression and strong scares throughout. Strategically utilizing their ability to touch and brush against Guests, THE SHALLOW GRAVE has found a way to maneuver through all of their Guests’ senses besides taste, thankfully. But let’s not give them any ideas. Scare locations are perfectly disguised and hidden with minimal scares ruined by an obvious performer or effect location. This being said, unfortunately the… Read More…

Entertainment & Value8.95

THE SHALLOW GRAVE has two haunts, and while not extremely long (about 14 1/2 minutes), both are of a length longer than the average in Florida, filled with theme park haunts topping out at a sad average of 4-5 minutes. This being said, the houses are so action packed and filled with scares, effects, and eye candy, that the short walkthrough length feels much longer. For those interested in venturing through these attractions twice, the option is available on select nights. There is also a combo ticket available in conjunction with CHAMBER OF TERROR (see separate review), a short drive… Read More…

Experience Levels

MASTER: 100 reviews of 60 unique haunts in 10 years.

EXPERT: 50 reviews of 30 unique haunts in 5 years.

VETERAN: 15 reviews of 10 unique haunts in 3 years.

APPRENTICE: 5 reviews of 5 unique haunts in the past year.

NOVICE: Entry-level team.