Deceased Farm Review (2017)

The cast of Deceased Farm are a great bunch though there did seem to be a lot of fresh new faces (albeit in various states of torment and disrepair) among the fields.

Deceased Farm has its share of clowns, undead haunts, cannibal children of the corn, zombies and other unidentifiable creatures.

The actors in the corn maze, though numerous, were particularly adept at flinging themselves, screaming wildly, across the path only to vanish back into the corn stalks. This was frequently done so rapidly and acrobatically that it was occasionally difficult to tell just what had crossed in front of (or behind, or beside) you.

One of the interior scenes of a child’s room had a particularly skilled haunter with a bear. The poor lost soul looking for a mechanic was great at using dialogue and improvisation.

There was a lot of signage and staff in the parking lot. The staff at Deceased Farm are a friendly group – as long as you’re also a courteous visitor. They don’t put up with folks causing disruptions and will quickly isolate and remove troublemakers.

Since visitors are traipsing through a corn field in the middle of the night as well as entering and exiting a number of buildings, it’s best to wear some outdoor suitable shoes and be aware of where you’re putting your feet. This can be difficult if you’re currently screaming or jumping away from the sudden appearance of a zombie.

The support staff are all great and willing to talk about the haunt. Easily recognizable with their staff shirts, they keep things running smoothly throughout the night.

The attraction offers a beer garden, zombie shoot and lots of photo op spots. There was trivia on monitors and actors were peeking from within the haunt itself, but no queue haunters.

Deceased Farm pulled lots of screams from the visitors around us. The group in front of us was frequently slowing down because they were too scared to go forward and the group behind us quickly caught up to us because they were running from the scenes behind us. The Farm works at changing things up a little bit every year to ensure that repeat customers get new scares and don’t grow too complacent about where scares might be coming from.

And speaking of coming from, while you might be able to judge when a scare is coming while you wander through the interior rooms, most visitors are going to be hard pressed to tell when a haunter is going to suddenly launch out of the corn right in your face. Don’t try to judge where by the little alcoves and side trails. That doesn’t matter. Try to judge by the sounds of a body crashing through the corn? Think again! Just be prepared for someone to come screaming out at you every moment you’re in the corn.

Every moment.