We have found the Field of Fear cast to be energetic, interactive, well trained, and full of interesting dialogue in past visits, and this trip was no exception. They understood their characters and seemed to have some level of backstory developed. For instance, a clown regaled us with a story, involving murder of course, about how they came to be in the maze.
We observed plenty of different personalities playing out before us, from depraved to goofy, sadistic to a bit sad and pathetic, and many points in between. The range of vocal performances similarly went from quiet to loud, guttural to shrieky, and incorporated growls, screams, squeaks, yips, and foreign accents. Some of them thrived on invading our space while others let their yelling do the talking, but everyone made it a point to do something affecting.
While we heard a few instances of the tiresome chestnut “Where ya goin’,” one maniac immediately followed it up with: “You goin’ to die, that’s where you goin’!! Wanna know why? Cuz I’m the man, no I’m the god around here! Now RUN!” That’s one way to freshen up “Where ya goin’”!
A couple of particularly engaging roaming actors that we found around the midway and popping up in some of the attractions included an axe-wielding psycho and Herbert the Pooper, a toilet-lidded mess dipping into a Ziploc colostomy bag like a pouch of chaw.
Corny Clown Maze: The maze clowns were the most restrained group. Their main objective seemed to be causing confusion and misdirection as they pointed us in various wrong directions. But each one had a distinct personality: sly clown, seemingly trustworthy clown, insanely violent clown, storytelling clown, crabwalking gymnast clown.
Hillbilly Hell: The hayride hayseeds embraced their redneck characters with gusto. Most of them displayed a preference for cannibalistic cuisine, as we were asked if we could give our intestines to make a nice soup, if we could rate our tastiness, and if we could describe ourselves as a cut of meat. What are you going to say to that?? We said pork chops and got corrected, they told us we looked more like brisket. A couple of sinister sisters even threatened to turn us into bacon bits. These were some hungry hillbillies!
They attacked the wagon with enthusiasm. The crazed country dwellers poked at us with farm implements, got right up into riders’ faces, and one of them even threw fried meal worms all over us. Were they real? Who knows, they felt like it! One crawling victim allowed themselves to be pulled off the wagon feet first in an impressive bit of commitment, seemingly bouncing their face off the ground at the end.
Kampground Killers: The killers let it all hang out. A troubled new mother with the baby still connected to her sobbed and screamed in a most disquieting way. One goofball asked if they could eat up our hair like spaghetti and another, in the middle of a trailer that looked like it was ground zero for a massacre, calmly asked if we wanted a sandwich. A human-sized rabbit with a cartoon voice said something about meat and liking freshly rolled ankles; it must have been a carnivore bunny? The butcher tried persuading us to show our fingers, but we kept our digits hidden. A giggling actor eating a corpse’s guts said they would dissect us and take us apart piece by piece for a fun game. Elsewhere, a plaintive dad was calling out for his six-year-old boy by a pier, to which the axe psycho responded “I’m always about creating a new drowning victim!” and “I want to use your guts as fish chum!”
We were screamed at to get out of trailers, go down slides, contribute tripe (intestines) to the mystery meat sizzling on a grill, and invited to join the fun of working with wood chippers. This campground crew brought full in-tents-ity to the proceedings!
Fallout: The Fallout freakiness commenced with a desperate military person gasping about how they’d had a spill (chemical or bioweapon?) and everybody was abandoning their posts. A German scientist advised us to escape through the gate, but outside the camp it was an even worse situation. We met a weirdo in the woods who crashed a plane … on purpose? “I just had a feeling to do it,” was the reason given. Well, okay then – you do you, my friend. The pilot and another survivor warned us “No touch-a de plane!” and then scolded us when the aeronautical equivalent of a car alarm went off. It wasn’t us, we swear. We don’t go around touching strange crashed airplanes.
An ambulance driver was scared of us, convinced we were infected. And a little kid character shrouded entirely in the darkness of an abandoned school bus hit us in the feels with a hilarious and touching conversation that started with unnerving laughter, then moved on to talking about holding hands with their newfound friends (us) on a field trip. We could feel the sadness they projected when we left because they couldn’t get off the bus, and were cheered by their excited childlike cries of “yay, yay, yay!” when we promised to return. That was a neat short story in less than 30 seconds.
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