The cast put a lot of effort and energy into their performances. Some, like the axe-wielding psycho who looked like they might have been another in the line of maniac janitors, threw an eccentric spin into unnatural movements; others let out blood-freezing screams: still more delivered bizarre bits of dialogue. Most of them displayed urgency – except for a sneaky few like the harmonica player who crept around with a furtive air and breathed a couple bars of wheezy harp, a very effective accessory.
A wheelchair patient wanted to ‘borrow’ our legs, declaring that we should “cut ‘em off with an axe or something, it won’t take very long!” Not long after, a freak whipping around a backbone insisted they needed another one. Double fisting spinal cords was a new one on us. An actor whose silhouette we could see behind the window in a door kept up a steady knocking beat knocking as we approached the door in one of the largest rooms, serving up a fine distraction that ended in a big scare.
The belligerent clowns harassed us mercilessly. When we played spin the wheel, one of them made it stop so we lost and then they all made fun of us when we complained about them cheating. There might have been only three or four of them, but it seemed liked a lot more because of the tight confines and the unholy racket they were making. We actually cried out, “Why are there so many of them?” – one of them replied it was because they had to fill up the clown car. Pretty clever, clown.
In one of the few nods to school life, a student in the short outdoor section led a cheer for good old Haddonfield High, gave a halftime pep talk, asked Coach to put them in, and then ran a play right in front of us. Now that’s school spirit – A for effort!
A sicko told us to listen because “they wouldn’t listen so I had to put them in the walls to make them listen.” Yeah we’ve got kids, we’ve been there. A zombie …whose wife, we were told, took him back after the reanimating, and we’ve got some questions about that situation …trailed after us for much of the outdoor area gnawing on a severed hand and murmuring “Flesh.” Creepy.
When we heard crying baby noises, we would have sworn it was a doll or a recording. But nope, it was an actor making uncanny mewling noises. The confused new mom asked for help, saying the doctor wouldn’t give the baby back, but also that the doctor told her she ate the kid. Yeah, we’ve got kids …ah, never mind. Those baby sounds though, amazing vocal work!
The monsters looked darn good. Hideous masks, deftly done makeup jobs with depth and layers, and lots of freaky contacts complemented full, dirty, and distressed outfits. The wheelchair rider had bloody stumps above the knee, and we should mention George. Sort of an unofficial mascot, the skull seemed to make its rounds between actors who used it in different ways and we even got to hold him ourselves at one point.
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