After leaving the attraction, we sat down and counted at least 50 characters that confronted us. This seemed like a huge increase from previous seasons and, while we did still encounter a few quiet spots, it definitely helped fill out the attractions. The actors’ believability and age varied throughout the attraction.
Overall, there was a malevolent mix of beasts and crazies within. Although this wasn’t the scariest crew we’ve seen, some of them were exceptionally capable of providing entertainment after their initial scares. On the other hand, some were 100% set on providing a scare or getting in our personal space the entire time we were with them.
Because haunts generally consist of an in-person walkthrough, ‘interactivity’ is an important aspect that we look at. We noticed quite a bit of creative dialogue, as well as some common phrases’ such as several variations of, ‘Want to play?’ The old witch-like lady that we stumbled upon amidst a hanging display of dirty diapers was clearly upset that we didn’t bring her pills along with us. She had great vocals and wasn’t always speaking English – we’re pretty sure she placed some type of evil curse on us! Here’s to hoping their church scene thoroughly cleansed us.
Several cast members portrayed drunks rather well, slurring their words and adding some hiccups. The lady in the dining room was quite the peculiar lass. Some of her dialogue was hilariously vile as she warned us, ‘You will get an ass in your face,’ and that we should avoid getting tea-bagged by the hanging bodies because ‘[we] WILL get pink eye!’ That’s one we won’t soon forget. This same actress also bent one of our team members over so ‘Sally’ could give him that little extra ‘fizz bump’ that he didn’t know he needed!
Some of the characters were both physically and verbally interactive with our group. Earning the stand outs of the night, the clowns were playful and they just LOVED splitting us up and directing us in circles. We also came across a dementedly-wicked duo in the church that made one of us get on our knees to pray while the other remained seated with an uncomfortable personal-space-invading demon.
The priest in the outdoor section was absolutely relentless, frantically yelling at us and, eventually, breaking down into singing the chorus of ‘Amazing Grace’ as we left his scene. He came back though, multiple times, so watch out for that one!
Rooty Canal and Billy were probably the most intimidating duo, working vigorously and unpleasantly well together! We can’t forget about the nurse. As soon as we entered her room, she had medicine cups waiting for us so we had to take our ‘pills’ – if you’re so lucky as to get some of these, we refuse to tell you what they taste like. The nurse also showed us her LIVE pets; one of which she disgustingly put in her mouth (it was a giant roach)!
Oh yes’ and if the cast hear your name, they will use it against you. Be nice to your friends now!
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