This is probably the category that was the most shocking to my entire team. Not only were their way more actors than we could have imagined, but their enthusiasm and energy were from another world. I think they may have been possessed by the witches of the past who once lived on the land. We were absolutely thrilled to see so much energy in a place. Everyone took their role seriously and some of the laughs were absolutely maniacal. The twin joker clowns, boy (excuse me, girls) were they good. They also love to play, but I must warn you, they do not play well together. I am wondering if that may have been jealousy? Some blood was shed before all the fun was done and over, may I suggest some therapy? I think your relationship might be able to benefit from some!
One of our biggest shout outs must be for the school bus driver. Although he might not be dressed in costume and seem like he is part of the show, I assure you, he is! He is the first person you will ‘deal’ with on your way to the haunt. Yes, I said on your way. You won’t even have a chance to pay for your ticket before the fun starts. I mean, he is the reason quite a few people have not gone to the haunt. Seriously, they demanded he take them back to their cars. Sadly, they didn’t even make it off the bus to pay for their tickets and already were tapping out.
We had a blast with him! He doesn’t mind slurring out some rude comments and making somewhat inappropriate comments. All in good fun, right? This guy is unquestionably brilliant! I mean, who else can get a crowded school bus full of who knows what type of people to sing the hit song ‘Take Me Home, Country Roads?’ You could hear them across the mountain! It was ridiculous! I wish I could have been on the bus. I sing this song every week when I am on the road driving for hours trying to make it back home.
Now, at the beginning of the season, they tried doing away with the school bus. They did not want the haunt and this part of the experience to become monotonous. That did not last long at all. After opening weekend, an outcry began for the return of the bus! This is one part you do not want to miss! Not to mention, it was pretty scary. I know the driver has been doing this for quite a while, but phew! Hold your hat and your girlfriend! You’re in the for the school bus ride of your life.
There is one other actress who deserves a shout out. I am not quite sure what she was supposed to be, so we will say a human-like, devilish creature with a pitchfork? She just so happened to be thrilled to greet us as we entered one of the buildings. So thrilled, she yelled in an excitingly enthusiastic voice that we were not welcome. Of course, we all thought she was just joking and being sarcastic. Who else would welcome their guests that way? Not us from down here in the south. Well, I think she may be from the deep, DEEP south if you know what I mean. She was quite the chatty creature! So nice, she even talked about my ancestors – more like questioned their existence and worth.
We just so happened to get into a heated debate over this. I’m Irish, or at least have some in my blood. I am a redhead after all. So, when she asked what my ancestors had ever done for her and her people, I gladly explained that we gave them potatoes. This may have been a little stereotypical but gave everyone a good laugh. Apparently, potatoes do not agree with her tummy as she seemed to get highly agitated, asking how I thought that could have possibly helped their tortured souls. I responded with, ‘At least you all didn’t have to starve.’ One of the gentlemen in the back of our group yells ‘potatoes rock!’
And then the scream, Oh’ my’ goodness. I am sure that not only came from the very depths of her (lost) soul, but that of everyone in Hell. My ears are still ringing. I guess she does hate potatoes. Of course, I and everyone in my group had to be punished for my disobedience. She screamed ‘CRAWL’ into my face and lifted one of her legs. Yes, we were forced to get down on our hands and knees on the dirt floor and crawl in between her legs! It was like we had skipped all four bases and went straight for a home run. I feel like I need to buy her dinner now. Do I?
Overall, all the actors/actresses were phenomenal. There were so many we could not keep count. Many of the creatures here are high school and college kids. Doing this is like a vacation for them and some of them see it as a reprieve from the stressful day to day life. They can come here and be something/someone entirely different. Be who they want to be without any judgment, and no one will ever know. This brings so much joy and passion to their performance and it shows! This haunt also has ghouls and goblins with intellectual handicaps and those with disabilities. They cater to everyone! To be honest, here, you could never tell anyone had any difficulties at all. They all put their heart and souls into their performance and forget about what may be wrong. I was amazed when I was told about this information and so glad to be able to support everyone here!
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