Elvira’s Trick or Treat Mayhem:
We made our way through the front porch of a spooky-looking house, where Elvira had a special trick or treat adventure waiting for us! The house’s matron watched us pass solemnly and followed us for a while – I wonder if she had some idea as to the fate we were about to walk into? An eerie-looking, yet playful schoolgirl asked group members to check out her car… by actually having them crawl through it! Sweet ride. Other characters, whom we can only assume were there to trick or treat, lurked throughout the haunt – vampires, prison inmates etc. The actor posted next to a claustrophobia tunnel shaped like Elvira herself had some funny lines: “Don’t be afraid to go through the t*tties! Get in there, you’ll be fine!” Towards the end, we walked through a theater and were shown the door- rather frightfully- by a creepy usher.
Haunted Hayride:
All of Los Angeles Haunted Hayride was loosely centered around the town of Midnight Falls, and their signature attraction followed suit in that they laid siege to our wagon with a variety of creeps and monsters that found residence in prominent parts of the town. And man, did they have some crazy creatures out there! Most of them were original too; we saw our share of clowns and at least one set of movie characters, but everyone and everything else we saw was unique. The Hayride’s cast was energetic and bold; completely unafraid to strike at the wagon from multiple points, get in riders’ faces, and even climb on board with us! Some of the characters we met along our ride were several chainsaws, a priestess sending a literal band of monsters after us (no, really – they were scaring with drumsticks!), wicked schoolgirls, a cult with embers of X’s burning across their chests, animal-headed townspeople, a circus of aggressive killer clowns, and much more. Many times they would continue to chase or harass the wagon as we fled!
Dialogue included a lot of threats, creature noises, and other stuff appropriate to each character. We did enjoy some personal interactions with the actors – let’s just say a couple of group members went home with souvenirs. If you’re offered any sort of paper, take it!
Monae Manor:
The iconic Janelle Monae was hosting one hell of a Halloween party – and all of us were invited! Too bad several nasty things awaited us in her house of horrors. The cooks setting up dinner for the party attacked us with axes and tasers, and other deranged party guests came after us at various points in the haunt with knives and hammers. Out in the graveyard behind the house, other monsters stalked us as well. (Besides the beat playing in the background, this wasn’t a very fun party!)
Hellbilly Halloween:
This family of HELLbillies sure didn’t appreciate us intruding on their property, and they weren’t shy about letting us know it! Animal-masked maniacs and good ol’ boys and gals hunted us throughout the farmhouse and barn. Most of our interactions with them were brief, with actors popping out for scares or just staring us down and following. We did run into some previous unlucky visitors begging us for help with getting out before they were slaughtered. There wasn’t much real interaction going on in this maze, but the ghoulish long-haired granny did react immediately when our leading lady commented that the “guy with the shiny light” (a.k.a. our cameraman) was for dinner instead of her. Uh oh!
While the Hayride was well-staffed, we had several gaps in the other haunts where not much was going on. There were also many moments where actors would just reset after getting a jump scare and didn’t continue to remain in character or interact while they were visible on set. Interactivity could have used a bump; we’d try to talk to characters and just get a look and that was it.
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