The Boogieman:
A paranormal investigator greeted us on the front porch of the decrepit old house. They warned us of the stories surrounding the home and the town it resided in before we embarked on our tour… and it wasn’t long before we found out those tales were all true! Ghouls with empty eyes and gaping black maws lurked throughout the haunt. Some members of the living world still appeared to be around – we saw them crawling on the floor toward us, trapped within walls, and running about bound in straightjackets with bloodied mouths (or possibly muzzles). An actor with saw blades (!), tearing out of their face and chained wrists, lurched at us from the darkness near a subway, where a vagrant attacked with a can of spray paint after we interrupted their attempt to create graffiti. Two cemetery workers came at us among the graves, wielding shovels and clicking gloves. A particularly clever actor rose silently behind our leading lady from their throne, then used the mouth of their mask to imitate the wicked laughter audio playing in their scene. In front of the haunted home, a spooky-looking young girl out front eerily sang “Ring around the rosie…” to our group. Some actors who had quick pop-out roles lingered for a few seconds, tilting their heads and contorting their bodies.
Most dialogue consisted of cries for help, screams and shrieks, and taunting laughs. Several actors were positioned for “e-prompt” scares that involved triggering a loud sound effect, so they had no lines of their own. At least one actor replied to a group member with “Yeah!” when asked if she was okay, but there wasn’t a lot of room for interaction with guests due to the focus on jump scares. The cast did interact well with their sets.
Fairy Tale Hell:
The Mad Hatter and Alice, greeting groups out front, did well with setting us up for our adventure through a land of fearsome fairytales. (Hatter measured each and every member of our party and assigned us various hats: someone was “fedora”, another person was “bowler”, etc. Great interaction!) Once we’d crossed the threshold into this sinister storybook, it quickly became obvious that previous visitors to the realm didn’t live happily ever after – they appeared to us pleading for help with getting out of there. The female arachnid cackled, “I see you!” when she caught us passing through her webbed lair. We would imagine that isn’t hard when you’ve got as many eyes as she did! Little Red Riding Hood, who’d already had an unfortunate run-in with the beast of the forest, warned us that “The wolf is coming!” and “He did!” when a group member asked if he was the source of her face wounds. Hansel rushed at us in the witch’s house with a cry of “She’s going to eat me!” Hey, better him than us. Later in the house, Davy Jones caught us in the deep and bellowed, “Dead men tell no tales!” This was most likely an audio line, but the actor played it off well.
Other than cries for help and the warnings from Little Red and Miss Spider, most dialogue came from audio effects the characters mimed along to. We did not encounter many living fairytale creatures on our adventure – many of the monsters and mythical figures came in the form of props and animatronics.
Horror High:
It was nearly time for class – and we’d better have studied and been on our best behavior. Two staff members prowled the line outside and were keeping a close eye on all of their unruly “students”. (We got a kick out of watching the male actor sternly lining customers up single-file!) In true Scare Factor fashion, it didn’t take long for us to get ourselves into trouble: the overzealous Hall Monitor came after us multiple times, demanding to see our hall passes, and nothing we presented seemed to appease him! We eventually ran into the Lunch Lady, who popped out and bellowed at us to “Hurry up and get to lunch! Growing children need to EAT!” Believe me, we wanted nothing to do with what they were serving in that cafeteria. Which the Chef apparently took offense to – bursting out at us silently and brandishing a knife! While performing in the school play, one “actor” had their brain exposed and appeared to even be missing their legs (!). We were repeatedly stalked by an actor who resembled either a faculty member or a student, wielding a severed head as a yo-yo. Some clever lines came from the split-faced instructor preparing us for the Final Exam: “Don’t mind my friend here,” he remarked, grabbing hold of a figure. “Hasn’t been the same since the budget cuts!”
There were quite a few gaps without a live person or anything happening around us. This house has room for more interactivity, and actors shouldn’t be shy about firing back if a customer responds to them.
Area-X:
Dr. Ridley greeted us at the facility’s entrance with a warning: aliens did indeed exist… and for the love of God, we’d better not touch anything! (Oh… and we could just disregard any rumors we might’ve heard about what goes on inside Area-X. Everything they do is for the betterment of humanity! And we could also ignore any sirens or alarms we heard inside.) As we explored the facility, we occasionally had a stray alien-human hybrid burst out to attack us or lurk in the corners of rooms, waiting for an opportunity to strike. More threats came in the form of corrupted scientists, who gleefully stalked and tried to zap us with tasers. Maybe they thought WE were aliens?! Many actor encounters were brief and meant for startle scares, but we did run into a hybrid sliding down a walkway.
Most of the haunt was well-covered by its cast, though we did see some gaps. Adding extra variation to the characters’ behaviors would make this house feel more realistic.
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