Terror on the Coast Review (2019)

The cast for Terror on the Coast is an energetic, enthusiastic and terrifying group. With roughly 100-110 actors per night, there is no getting past these dedicated performers who are determined to make you scream.

I will never forget one particular actress. The scene she occupied looked like a downtown, gritty, just-keep-walking street scene; we all know what I’m talking about. Instead of screaming in our faces, this girl was crying and begging for money because she was ‘sick.’ Not only did that give us, who work in the French Quarter in New Orleans, a huge laugh, but it was also so perfect for the scene. Team Second Line Scream has dubbed that character the ‘HashHag 2019.’

The actors are very believable and made use of a tactic I have never encountered in a haunt before Terror on the Coast. It is so simple, yet so effective. The performer literally just stands in my way, not allowing me to pass. That’s it? Yes, and when this unsettling and uncomfortable situation goes on for a solid minute or two, I am forced to experience every emotion, from awkwardly laughing to screaming. These actors are not afraid to get in a guest’s face, tease a little, toy with our fears, whether they be claustrophobia or coulrophobia (I don’t want to spoil anything).

I should also note that the actors were so on top of their roles that my teammate, who usually likes to get a good laugh by scaring me himself, did not have the opportunity to scare me’ because he was upstaged! So to the cast of Terror on the Coast, I give you a well-earned standing ovation.

There are so many impressive aspects about Terror on the Coast, but when I was told this piece of information during our interview with Lawerence and Kevin, my jaw dropped. Ready? NO COSTUMES, PROSTHETICS OR MASKS ARE STORE BOUGHT. (I’ll give you a moment to pick up your jaw.)

That’s right, because Terror on the Coast is owned and operated by film industry professionals, their costuming and makeup is top notch. Headed by Lead Makeup Artist Sara Lavolpicella, who has years of film industry makeup under her belt, the makeup or mask not only fits the scene, but it fits the ACTOR perfectly, allowing them to embrace their characters even more.

Whether the scene is set in the 1800’s or outer space, the makeup and costuming is detailed, convincing and appropriate for that world, however brief a room size is. I could gush more about their costuming/makeup department, but we would be here all day, and there is so much more to this haunt.

Terror on the Coast checks all of my boxes when it comes to customer service, and I can be a stickler when it comes to customer service and safety. The haunt is located right off the main interstate and has more than one huge sign stating where to turn, etc. Team Second Line Scream left New Orleans in the middle of Friday rush hour traffic, and still managed to get there in a reasonable amount of time; we were even early!

In terms of safety outside and inside the haunt, there is at least one marked car with lights flashing as guests approach the haunt. I personally prefer the security to be front and center and, with their police officers, Terror on the Coast also has an off-duty fireman and an entire team of security personnel with walkie talkies roaming the warehouse at all times. The warehouse is also equipped with an overhead sprinkler system, should it be needed, and every actor and staff member is trained in a safety course before allowed to work in the haunt. Each room also has a minimum of a 4 feet wide pathway, making the entire experience ADA accessible.

Also, before we are allowed to enter the haunt itself, a staff member goes over every rule (no touching actors, no touching set pieces, no phones, etc.) and then asks if there are any questions about the rules.

This was the section of the review I could not wait to write out! The Purge television series is filmed in the area, and Terror on the Coast sure has made good use of their set pieces. (Again, I do not want to spoil too much). The entire front section of the train used in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is on display and offers a great photo op. The saloon from Magnificent Seven is set up for anyone to go and sit. Want to grab a drink at their full-service bar? Sure, it’s the section that looks like a bar found in the streets of Columbia, complete with laundry hanging out the windows to dry. American Horror Story set pieces galore! And those are only the ones I had time to write down as we were given a tour before the haunt opened. Since I am a fan of all things movies, just the atmosphere alone was entertaining and prepared me for the level of haunt I was about to experience. There is a DJ playing remixes to horror movie themes, and an array of characters walking the space.

One thing that I wish Terror on the Coast had for its 2019 season were little signs next to the large set pieces located in the waiting area and bar… the ones that state what projects that particular set piece had appeared in. It just helps guests to appreciate the hard work so much more. ‘Honey, it says this restaurant booth appeared in a movie with Robert De Niro! We have to take a picture!’ That picture then goes onto social media, and bam!, you have free marketing! When I mentioned this to the owners, they informed me they are working on an app that guests can scan at each large set piece, and info will then appear on any smart phone!

Terror on the Coast uses a sound technique that, when described does not seem like a scare, but it certainly stopped me in my tracks. Because the ground is cement and sound bounces all over the place, the section that had people dropping pipes (or what sounded like pipes) in the dark was truly jarring. It is a completely controlled scare, but the sound produces a sense of non-safety. My teammate admitted that effect scared him good, and he has a reputation of being difficult to scare.

FINALLY, AN OUTER SPACE SCENE! Other haunts need to take a page out of Terror on the Coast’s book for scene construction. They’re scenes covered any fear or phobia one might have. A tunnel that gets smaller and smaller, a blackout room, hall of mirrors, just to name a few. When I entered the room set up like a torture chamber, I immediately recognized the wooden cages used in American Horror Story: Coven, as Madame LaLaurie’s (Kathy Bates’) torture chamber. Even at the American Horror Story-themed haunted house at Universal Studios Orlando, there was a ‘LaLaurie torture room,’ but what makes Terror on the Coast so special is that the cages were the actual ones used in the series, whereas Universal’s were recreations. (I confirmed this with the owner.)

The team also appreciated the non-use of cheap animatronics. I understand every haunt has its own budget, and can only do so much within that budget, but there are scares that can be produced without the need for animatronics. We can usually see it coming while the machine waits for us to pass the trigger, so why spend the money? The special effects are successful at Terror on the Coast because they are unexpected, no matter how simple.

Again, because it is all film props/set pieces, the haunt has a strict rule on not touching the props during the haunt. (Of course accidents happen.) My teammate usually has a tendency to want to touch some of the decor on the walls, and I had to repeatedly remind him to stop touching the scenery, while still leading our group and screaming my lungs out. So if you are a “scenery handsy” kind of person, please have respect for this clearly posted rule; the lasting power of these scenes is paramount… movie pun shamelessly intended.

I will be upfront about this: I do not mind if the haunt does not have a theme, but if you do have a theme, 99% of the rooms/costumes need to reflect that theme. The owners of Terror on the Coast stick to the fact that they do NOT have a theme, and I am perfectly ok with that. We go through so many different scenes, different time periods, that it is almost a ‘movie back lot’ theme if any. So, with that being said, we then look at each section. There was a clear distinction between each scene. Once we left outer space, we left it. It did not spill into the ‘back woods’ hillbilly scene, and same with the next scene. There are no particular movies or movie characters that are used, except for one, and a haunt without this particular movie character is lacking (at least for 2019). Let’s just say, he is the ‘King’ of horror villains in pop culture right now. Bonus points if you can figure out who… or what I’m talking about.

Moment of truth: was it actually scary? Well, do you consider cowering in a corner with another adult couple, actors closing in on you, all the while screaming in the pitch dark, to be scary? YES, IT WAS SCARY! Terror on the Coast scared me in ways I did not know I could be scared. Disorienting, dialogue, sound effects, all of these things were utilized in very inventive ways. In terms of the ending, do not expect to get chased out by a chainsaw; that is too predictable for Terror on the Coast. But do not worry, you will be chased by a chainsaw, just in a previous, more appropriately themed room.

When my teammate and I were in line there was a group of kids a generation younger than us in front, and a group of adults a generation older behind us. We saw the same enthusiasm, excitement and fun both groups had, and if a haunt can appeal to any age group, I call it a success. The ticket prices were more than reasonable, $20 general admission, $30 for VIP (front of line). The owners also intend to add three 5 minute escape rooms, and one escape room that lasts an hour, to be in use next season.

What I want to see out of Terror on the Coast is more use of the space throughout the year. How about a night once a month where they screen an old horror film, charging $20 for a ticket that includes one free drink? I know so many people that would love to go. But, of course, these are all suggestions.

We feel this haunt needs to invest in some serious marketing. It is too unique of an experience, and more people need to know about it. This review will only get so much word out, and I’m honored to aid in putting Terror on the Coast on the ‘must do’ haunted attraction list, but at the end of the day, the haunt needs to invest more time and/or money into marketing. It will do nothing but benefit the attraction and the space. This review was truly difficult to write because I can only praise so much, and there are only a certain amount of words to describe ‘awesome.’ But, Terror on the Coast, you should feel so proud of what you have accomplished in the few years of operation; anyone would think the haunt had been around for decades. Team Second Line Scream is honored to be the first team from Scare Factor reviewing the haunt, and we cannot wait to see what tricks the ‘Little Rascals’ have up their sleeves in the years to come.