The baseball fields and families lining the streets of the park made us feel like we were in a friendly, small town. And small towns are typically safe – nothing sketchy here. Well, that mood quickly shifted as we approached The Darkness Falls Haunted Trail. Once we were past its gates, a slew of horrors awaited us in the darkness.
The red glowing light was all we had to light our way. The darkness was thick and unsettling. Suddenly, a creepy doll was ushering us towards the doll maker. Pumpkins hung above us. Wait! Those aren’t pumpkins. Pumpkins do not have eye holes like that! Severed, lit-up heads were swaying above us. Would we end up there?
Out of the bushes ran a hillbilly with a snake! Oh hell to the no! We quickly escaped him. But foolishly just put ourselves in another fine situation! The Master was waiting for us. The creepy dolls lining the walls were unsettling, but the body on the table was not a doll. Possibly the reviewer before us?
A stench began to drift down the trail as we approached would looked like a restroom. The smell that came from this building was a smell like no other. Poop smeared walls enclosed us all. And out from a stall emerged Poopsie! He shared his love of coloring with us. Coloring with a turd! He gifted Nora a picture and then disappeared from behind the wall into his poopie hole! The smells and sights are burned into our memories.
Continuing through the darkness, we were attacked by a variety of creatures and were warned about the mad scientist! Suddenly, we were face-to-face with him. Would we be an experiment? Luckily, we escaped him, but not the others on the trail. We came across deadly clowns, including one who repeatedly tried to smash us with a hammer. There were eight-legged creatures, sketchy fog, and we just never knew when something was going to come storming out at us from the dark wooded surroundings.
Finally nearing the end, after nearly peeing ourselves from sudden fireballs bursting into the sky, we saw a blue light in the distance. Blue is normally a calming color. The color of water, clouds, and nice things! But this blue light was leading us into the hands of a crazy maniac in the woods! After entering a metal trailer, we all knew we were in for it. The fog was thick, but we could feel we were not alone. Then suddenly the rip of the chainsaw, and the banging of the metal walls filled our ears. RUN! Run is all we could do. Diablo emerged from the fog, and we ran for our lives! Luckily, we escaped his chainsaw… This time.
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