Throughout each and every attraction we encountered during our visit to Hanna Haunted Acres, the versatility of their cast was beyond impressive! Cannibal Chaos was our first of the night, and the supposed cannibals wasted no time in bringing us into their barn. With crazed looks in their eyes, they stayed close, judging whether any of us were worthy of becoming their next meal. Actors jumped out from inconspicuous places, either screaming at us or complaining about their hunger. Adding additional unique dialogue between the actors might make for a better flow, and while it was nice to have some breathers here and there to admire the scenes and their respective props, having a few more actors to fill those gaps would greatly increase the intensity of the experience.
As we entered Freakshow, those clowns took the fun right out of funhouse and replaced it with pure fear. The Candyman worked hard to convince us to try his cotton candy that housed an extra little surprise in the bag. Sketchy the clown followed us through the vortex tunnel and nearly out of the attraction entirely in an attempt to make us new spectacles of their horrid show. Other actors did exceptionally well, utilizing their scenes, using high places and hidden doors to scare us when we least expected it. Similar to the first attraction, though, there were noticeable gaps between actors that lightened the suspense on occasion.
Those hidden deep in the caverns of Dark Echoes waited patiently to bring forth the fear in us visitors. Cloaked figures appeared out of nowhere from all sides, clearly knowing the ins and outs of their darkened realm well. They could tell we weren’t from around there, and didn’t seem too pleased with us interrupting their underground rituals. We found it difficult to tell what was real and what was just our minds playing tricks on us, creating shadows out of nothing. While actors used the sneakiness to their advantage, a lot of them were rather quiet; having dialogue to explain why they’re down there or adding to the creepy chants we heard all around us might help guests get a better understanding of the story in the future. The one with the death metal growl, though, yes!
Bitten brought us into a world of vampires like we hadn’t faced before. Fanged creatures made hasty appearances, their bloodied faces telling us we weren’t the first guests to visit the estate, and likely wouldn’t be the last. They were all rather keen on drinking our blood, but each actor had unique dialogue and worked well with their scene, helping the attraction to be a lot more convincing. Plus, though they were all vampires, the personalities felt different from one another, keeping the characters from feeling repetitive. Count Zamale himself even paid us a visit near the ending, quite upset that we were leaving without him and his vampire friends getting a taste. Sorry, guys, we needed to keep our blood to make it to the next attraction!
Stalker Farms was a very fitting name for the corn maze, for it felt like we had eyes on us the entire time. Those that we did encounter had us believing they wanted us to stay more than they wanted us to flee. The silliness and spookiness of the characters made it feel like a corrupt game of cat and mouse, toying with us and hunting us down in their territory, and we never had a clue where to go next. We were chased out by a chainsaw-wielding maniac with a bigger interest in chopping us down instead of the corn! Some areas did feel pretty empty, though, maybe increasing the number of actors to make up more of the Stalker family would heighten the uncertainty of what might be hiding in the fields. With groups getting caught up to one another, however, actors did a great job keeping up with everyone and spacing out scares and interactions.
Vulnerability was a mutual feeling between the members of our group as we climbed onto the Haunted Hayride. While there isn’t a central theme for this attraction, all of the actors we saw seemed to match their areas well, including related dialogue. They were also super interactive with both their scenes and us, even following behind and temporarily jumping on board with us! They weren’t afraid to get up close and personal, that’s for certain.
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