Where do I even begin with this haunt? Every actor in every scene is an absolute tour de force, showing their incredible acting chops in so many different ways. Not only did I meet high-energy psychopaths that were just chomping at the bit to cut me up into small pieces, but I also found large, intimidating, silent killers, and everything in between.
The actors in this cast are no strangers to customer interaction in every form. With the exception of one or two actors across the entire show, everybody has lines of dialogue that allow the actor to stay in character while conversing with guests, not to mention the physical side of these roles. 13th World offers optional touching, and the actors who do this are very good at what they do. I went for the light to moderate touch option, and it was about what you’d expect. Grabbing at my hat, placing a hand on my shoulder, that sort of thing. This ramps up to the moderate side of touch, where I was pushed against a wall a couple of times, and even had some fake blood smeared across my forehead. The other option is full contact. I saw people getting handled pretty aggressively by a few actors, along with getting attacked by chainsaws, and even manhandled by an actor covered head to toe in blood.
The range of personalities is quite wide, too. Inside the large church scene alone, I met three nuns who each had their own way of handling sinners. The first was relatively nice compared to the other two, who shouted at me to get on my knees and take off my hat. Inside the saw mill slaughterhouse, there are a handful of hill folk who are preparing to butcher unsuspecting customers who had only come to get the freshest cuts of meat. The first actor I met here asked me what the sign said, and I told him I couldn’t read. He told me it said “saw mill. Not slaughterhouse.” This led to meeting Paw, who then told me the sign said slaughterhouse, and I accused both of them of lying to me. Upon hearing the evidence against him, the first character pleaded the fifth and slinked away while a chainsaw-wielding maniac came for my head. I could go on for literal days about all of the actors here, but I’m not writing a novel. One last actor I do want to mention is Bubbles the clown, who humored my suggestion to play Clue, and then I ended up winning by guessing that the culprit was Bubbles in the haunted forest with the sledge hammer. You’re a good egg, Bubbles.
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