Boogerwoods Haunted Attraction Review (2017)

This is a trail style haunt through the woods of North Carolina. There will be dirt paths between the scenes, as well as in some of the scenes. Also, there are steps up and steps down, so you’ll want to watch where you’re putting your feet. Thankfully, the guides both have flashlights and are there to help. Since some of the scenes have special effects that can cause problems (strobes, tight spaces, spinning) if you think you won’t be able to handle it, just tell your guides and they’ll make sure to get you around the problem scene safely.
The other staff members at the haunt are delightful, easy to find, and very helpful. From the ladies in the ticket booth, to the merch booth at the end where you vote for your favorite scene and browse the shirts, you’ll always find that people are happy and willing to help you out.

Ticket sales start at 2pm the day of, and they usually sell out, so be prepared to be waiting in a long line. Thankfully they usually have fun music with music videos or a movie playing to keep boredom at bay. There are fast-pass tickets available, but they only sell ten for each 30 min slot the haunt is open (7, 7:30, 8, etc). If you’re on a tight time frame, buy a fast pass for a scheduled time before hand.

While not a very high budget, high-tech haunt, Boogerwoods sports some fun and unique things that are pretty sophisticated. There are a lot of impressive original creations in this haunt and they’re good at providing you an entertaining time. Their set design is solid, but sometimes it can be a bit sparse.

It’s always a good idea to pay close attention to what your guides are telling you and follow their instructions. It’s important not just for having fun, but staying safe.

A tip for all those reading, when you’re put in the cage (aka the flatback) keep your fingers out of the cage wall in front of you!

From the point when we were put in the waiting tank, until we were walking out of the last scene, we were in the haunt for 45 minutes. While there is a bit of down time, you’re really moving from scene to scene and interacting in and with the scenes almost the entire time. No waiting in lines once you’ve entered the haunt. The guides work very hard at making sure that things are spread out well enough that no one encroaches on other guests.

The tickets go on sale at 2 pm that day and are only $15 each. A fast pass is $25 and you’re assigned a time slot. If you don’t make it to your time slot within 10 minutes you lose your spot and will be sent to the back of the normal line.

At the general admission price, that brings their MPD value (minutes of entertainment received per dollar spent) to 3 minutes per dollar! That is among the highest we’ve seen all season and higher than most of the attractions reviewed on the website this year!