Boogerwoods Haunted Attraction Review (2020)

Boogerwoods uses a pair (or more) of guides for each group that dares to enter. These guides are as much a part of the show as the various hillbillies, asylum patients, bar patrons, pirates, and more, that populate the woods outside of Rockwell, NC. There are a number of different sets of guides and therefore visitors won’t know who will be leading their group until their arrival in the Holding Tank.

Because of the interactive and immersive nature of this haunt, we highly encourage guests to not only get into the spirit of the season but also get involved with the various acts and scenes. Patron interaction not only is encouraged, but it is also a part of the show itself. The cast of volunteers is vast and clearly passionate about their chosen cause.

There are a lot of different characters inhabiting Boogerwoods – everything from classic movie characters to some unique pirates, monsters, boogers, and patients. Each of these has some variety of make-up and clothing, masks and prosthetics that make them one with their surrounding sets. Each of the scenes that we went through had its own style and characters reflected in the costumes. All of these were detailed and complete, from an angry camp manager’s shovel to a pirate’s cutlass. While the individual costumes may not be the most creative things that we’ve ever seen, they are all utilized to great effect.

Boogerwoods has a web presence that keeps folks updated on times and prices. This year, all tickets are a single standard price ($30) and are sold in blocks of 8-12 individuals for 10-minute time slots.

This haunt is a walking trail – walking through woods, through narrow passages, up stairs, down slides, and being subjected to a variety of different effects like car-crashes, rooms caught in tornadoes, and so on. The guides are there to make sure that guests not only keep moving at the appropriate times but also provide a measure of safety. Still, guests should not be the faint of heart as the path available is a mix of high adrenaline entertainment.

It should be noted that all of the staff at Boogerwoods are volunteers and that profits from the haunt go to charitable medical research. Not only do dollars spent provide entertainment for the guests, but also go to helping others. Witnessing the work and dedication of the staff to their chosen cause is an amazing thing and a credit to the memory of those who have gone before. ‘Still scaring because we keep caring,’ is a Boogerwoods motto and central to the haunt.

Boogerwoods’s exterior is marked out with a variety of ‘costumed’ cars inspired by some of the more popular scenes. The queue-line is decorated with a variety of seasonal accouterments and a monitor overhead displays a variety of movies and videos. Depending on the time, some of the various guides may even appear to entertain the guests during the brief wait. We were on time to witness a stunning serenade by the Boogerbusters before they leaped down into some of the awaiting crowd to elicit an echoing chorus of screams.

While some of this seasonal, Halloween decor does help set the mood, there is likely nothing that could adequately prepare a guest that has never before entered Boogerwoods.