We have never left Dark Castle with a reasonable number of cast shout-outs. The haunters here create characters that lurk, leap, and lure while riding the knife’s edge of terror and comedy.
In the house, Rig and Sy Ko start the experience off strong, introducing us to the overarching storyline and keeping us entertained while in line. Shortly after entering, we found ourselves in a one-of-a-kind mirror-lined hallway where a Nightmare Legend stepped into our world and towered over us. Every time we thought we had escaped him, he would catch us again. We were assailed by a wave of ghouls, and from the helpful Eye Scream Man to the charming Cruise Director that entertained us all the way to the sea, each monster was unique.
After the house, we went to the EZ Life Booth, where a smooth-talking representative tricked us into financing zombies. We were saved by a delightful ally from the PETA for Zombies movement, and then he introduced us to his daughter, who kept us safe all the way to our escape. In the central area, one of our team members managed to break free from a bloody bag-headed maniac, whom they then named Norbird, so we could warn them if Norbird was coming.
Flatulence the Clown was in attendance, his booming voice and sharp wit sharing the rules before leading us into the Dark Knight’s realm. Our trail guide this year was Cooter, and while there are parts of his guided tour we cannot remember for some reason, we do remember he was a great man in black. Like the house, there are so many unique characters out here, including a woman handing out suspicious candy while her child captive looks on, manic clowns that a prophecy warned us about, and the Dark Knight himself.
Few haunts balance narrative, chaos, and charisma this well, where every cast member feels like part of a grand, unhinged universe.
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