My adventure began with a brief sequence inside a candlelit home, with dark and witchy-looking characters prowling around and sorting groups from below while another presided over the scene above. I was eventually sent outside to hang out with Sage and Sir Ludwig, who were both welcoming- if not a bit sinister- company before they turned this Lone Wolf loose on the trail. Many monsters and wicked souls stalked and menaced me along my trek. With that said, not everyone was out to eat or attack me… well, not at first. Pinocchio was a little too excited when I came knocking, leaping up from his chair to greet me when I cautiously stepped inside his house. (The feeling was not mutual. I cussed.) “I’d love to have a new sibling like this one here!” he exclaimed with delight, indicating one of the creepy dolls decorating the room. I heartily disagreed. “Oh, you don’t like it?! That truly breaks my wooden heart…” The troll guarding a bridge was considerably less friendly, snorting and growling peevishly as he ran me out. “Off! Off my bridge!” I couldn’t get my paws off it fast enough! Further down the trail, I carefully approached Captain Hook outside of his ship. After holding me at bladepoint and ensuring I wasn’t corrupted by pixie dust, he left me with several warnings about the dangers that awaited on the High Seas. If only his crew had been as merciful – they stalked me throughout the ship snarling threats!
I had a bit of a break (after something else scared the crap out of me) when I found the Mad Hatter, clinking glasses and offering to share a cup of tea. The actors working in Hansel & Gretel had great synergy; I was invited in following assurance that I knew how to bury a body and agreeing to help the young lady… only to be expertly herded right into the same oven that consumed poor Hansel! Walking bravely into the shadows of Sleepy Hollow, I encountered a British gentleman- who may have once been a school teacher- asking why I’d come there. I told him I just felt like I needed to. “But, the killings… you’ve heard about those?” “Yeah.” “Then why have you come?!” he shrieked like I was absolutely mad for being there. (Shout-out to this actor: British accent was on point.)
Most of the actors jumped into their roles with strong energy and there was little by way of staring, or getting a quick scare and resetting. They were pretty interactive on all counts: with the sets they were in, any other actors nearby, and of course – me! Dialogue was tailored to each creature or character and nothing I heard seemed out of place or cliché.
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