Panic Attack Haunted Attraction Review (2020)

The cast of Panic Attack did a great job during the night of our visit. Aside from a wide variety of actors spread across the attraction, the cast was also interspersed with a vast array of mannequins. This fact is important to mention because a lot of the mannequins are very life-like and a lot of the cast are very good at holding preternaturally still. These two things combined to create numerous situations where members of our team had difficulty distinguishing between what was ‘real’ and what was simply a prop. That distraction gave the actors all the time they needed to pop up from behind, or in some cases right in front of us!

If you managed to make it out to PA last year, you’ll likely recall the huge octopus-woman that dominated one of the early scenes past the fish-market. She’s still lurking somewhere in the darkness, but this year there is also an amazing mermaid somewhere in the Pirate’s Cove!

In addition to the (dare we say) normal parts of the fishing village, there was also a carnival, complete with clowns, and a place where the siren’s curse had brought in a hint of winter to match her frozen heart.

While we didn’t see a lot of signs on the way to Panic Attack, there was a huge sign by the driveway entrance. Parking is $5 per vehicle, and attendants are on hand to direct traffic to appropriate spots. Once on sight, there were plenty of large, well-lit signs, as well as staff and security on hand to direct the flow of the rapidly growing crowds.

Panic Attack maintains an easily navigable website and their other social media pages are rife with promotional videos and teasers about the horrors (and amazing sets) that lie ahead. One of these days, we vow, we’ll find some additional time just to go marvel at the amazing decor that makes up the walkthrough.

Seated amidst farm fields and lying on the edge of a swampy marsh, the fishing village that makes up the exterior waiting area of PA feels like it has grown up out of the reeds and waters. A life DJ plays all manner of upbeat party-style hits for the waiting crowd and colored lights claw at the skies above.

During our visit on opening weekend, the location also hosted the truck used in the movie Jeepers Creepers. Though this creepy bit of movie memorabilia won’t be on-site again this year, be sure to keep an eye out on the PA social media pages for similar promotions in the future. Besides this unique photo opportunity, we also had a chance for a nice green-screen photo (an additional $10).

While the party music wasn’t entirely our jam, the surrounding decor of the queue line was a great bit of immersion that really helps to set the scene for the sights behind the doors to the canning factory at the edge of the fishing village.

There are a plethora of huge actor-driven animatronics dotting the path that we took through PA. From giant sharks to boars to gators, there was no telling when we were about to come face to face some larger-than-life terror.

A ‘collapsing’ piece of scaffolding elicited not only a number of screams from our team but left us talking about the surprise for hours after the haunt was done. Too, we can’t help but raise some cheers to the mizzenmast for the Pirate’s Cove and the amazing mermaid lurking somewhere beyond.

Floor to ceiling decor surrounded our visit to PA; we only wish that we could have stayed inside longer.

The actors of PA do a great job of utilizing distractions and a lot of jump scares. There were a few occasions when we got some witty banter out of one creepy figure or another, but there were also a lot of looming, glaring stares as actors did their best to maintain social distancing. A few actors were fairly up close and personal in sections where the trail was narrow or turned a tight corner, but our time near these masked fiends was always brief.

We did wind up having the group behind us catch up with us during our walkthrough – obviously, they were being scared enough to move quicker than we were!

In addition to notable figures like the octopus-woman and the mermaid, there’s also a great final chainsaw-wielding, flesh-mask-wearing maniac who was more than willing to chase a member of our team out the long, winding corral to the exit beyond.