Akron Haunted School House and Laboratory Review (2022)

We learned this visit that there are haunters that have been working here for forty years out of their love of the two haunted houses. Our first callout from the cast of characters has got to be the master of lightning, who spits witty barbs as he turns on the special effects above and around you. Wandering the Crypt is a rather witty if not starving ghoul we enjoyed offering a bite. The surgeon in the Laboratory was in fine form and we had a good time trading shots with him. Karl the Kustodian appeared out of nowhere at least five times in the course of our visit, and every appearance was better than the last. I don’t have a sly way to mention this haunter, so instead let me just praise the bird man that clicked and clacked after silently stalking two of our party. And, as always, the star of the show Miss Alma the schoolmarm was in fine form as she patrolled the midway and queue looking for bad students to teach a lesson.

From the moment you turn onto Triplett Blvd the looming façade of these two buildings tower over you. There is no question that you are in a place with spooks hiding in the shadows. They work very hard to make sure that you feel like you are a part of the narrative that they’re crafting.

The story pages hanging throughout the school, summoning other worlds that you transition into are so neat as we get to read a little more of them each run-through. The sounds and smells work together to transport you to distant lands, the deepest depths, and the heights of madness. Most importantly, there’s a good balance of well-lit safe stairs against dark and terrifying haunt areas.

The Schoolhouse and Lab contain some of the coolest special effects in the area. From the giant Tesla Coil to the great Wyrm of the dungeons, there are many tricks and traps awaiting anyone who comes inside. The usage of lighting to enhance scares and blind patrons as a distraction method is impressive. There’s a little bit of sound bleed between some rooms, but overall, the sounds are sharp and scary, enhancing the scenes that they are found in. Props and animatronics are spread out nicely, creating realistic creatures and scenes that will follow you home. Also, the glistening of the eyes in the butcher shop and the blood spattered around that area was delightfully real.

Our team experienced a number of jump scares from the well-timed and executed haunters coming out of the darkness or the walls. The sounds of screams rang in our ears as the group behind us wasn’t handling any of the scares well.

Monsters at the Akron Schoolhouse and Laboratory show a lot of love for their craft as they mutter insanely, throw out one-liners, or just generally terrify those passing through with their wild antics. The high-end animatronics offer horrendous looks into the Hellish landscape these ghouls inhabit. They really drill the fear into you (you must visit to laugh at this joke). Prepare yourself for the possibility that your friends and family might hear your highest shriek when you visit.

It took us 35 minutes to make it through both haunts not including time spent in queues. If you’re ok with waiting in line, the price of general admission is dependent on the day of the week and if it is peak season. They range from $25 for Thursday and Sunday to $35 for peak Saturdays. Fast pass is a $12 add-on and is well worth the price as this is a very popular haunt, and they get very busy.

Concessions and merchandise are well-priced, and there’s a lot of space to sit back and enjoy a drink or an Elephant Ear while you listen to the screams all around you. The Akron Haunted Schoolhouse and Laboratory is a great mix of vintage horror and high-tech horror and will give you a lot of bang for your buck.