The cast at Horror at Hinchingbrooke House is one of the most interactive troupes we’ve ever encountered in all our years of haunt going. Before we even entered the main house and following maze, clowns armed with tongs were already pulling at us near the portaloos, hammering on the doors, and even pinching our noses with their wrenches! Once inside, this physicality was entirely sustained: we were sometimes pinned to beds and detained in place by vampires, pushed and dragged through halls by hillbillies and clowns, and separated from our group for a more “personal” scare by malicious undead cowboys. Performers were skilled at shifting their acting styles; one moment ordering silence as they stalked your friends in front of you, the next exploding into overexcited laughter or compelling you into strange interactions (and testing our pole dancing skills in the process).
The variety of characters was amazing. Alongside classic horror icons like clowns and chainsaw-wielding fanatics were twisted versions of familiar faces from pop culture, from The Grudge to surreal, rotten Teletubbies wielding chainsaws that made full contact against our limbs, and to clowns who literally forced us into the boot of a car! Not every encounter was pure peril; some actors added unsettling wit, sweet-talking us into a dance or playing along before the next jolt of terror hit. One skeleton-man in the Old West segment even prepared us for execution, perhaps for rustling his cattle, the skins of which were hanging throughout his home. This involved being fitted for a noose, which was horrific and unsettling – was it performance or real peril?
There are simply too many characters here to do justice to mentioning them all in this review. Bandaged nurses and doctors, Egyptian mummies, Jason, Jeffrey Dahmer, Wednesday…the list goes on and on. The only way to see them all is to visit yourself.
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