Land of Illusion Review (2011)

The 117 actors that we counted are pumped about getting back to what they do best this year! With keeping opening night in mind, it was evident that the dust had settled on the actors over the past year, but as the night drew on, you could see their hunger for horror grow! Most of the actors stuck to their roles quite well, however we ran across a few that remained quieter than would be expected, given their locations. The vast majority of actors were very energetic and made the scenes come to life. Don’t try to change their minds on what they have in store for you, this will only make things worse! If you plan on visiting Land of Illusion this year, be aware of your surroundings. Some of these guys will attack from above while others will literally be crawling beneath your feet in an attempt to horrify you!

Costumes were of top-notch quality and fit in with their scenes. We noticed a lot of masks, but most of them appeared to be custom made and are definitely not your run-of-the-mill, store bought stuff. Costumes range from a few of your favorite movie slashers like Michael Myers to werewolves, hillbillies and Land of Illusion’s own Dr. Psycho. Those who utilized makeup for their costumes did this very well. Some is put on so well you’re left wondering if what you were looking at was just fake or did they really just go out and butcher something… or someone?

We noticed an advertisement for them on a billboard miles from their location! As we neared we began to see signs at intersections giving directions to the park. There were a few times though where we were wondering if we were going the right way because we didn’t see any signs at intersections for a while. If it wasn’t for our GPS we may not have found it as easily. There are search lights high in the sky so once you get about a mile away you just follow the lights and once you get there they have a big, well lit sign that shows you where the entrance is. The parking area is gravel and well lit, which makes it nice, though it is $3.00 per vehicle to park. Upon entering, it is easy to navigate your way around the park. There are neon signs placed throughout the park pointing you in the right direction for tickets and each haunt. If you get hungry you can stop by the Creepy Caf

The park gives off an overall feeling of fun and fright. The zombies roaming around keep you on your toes and a few encounters with some other actors including the 3D killer Klowns showing off a few of their twisted stunts keeps everybody entertained, even while you’re not in a haunt. This is just a small taste of the horrific fates you will have inside these haunts! You can hear the loud music coming from Club Zombie all over the park which was playing a variation of music. As you are nearing some of the haunts you can hear bone chilling soundtracks that will get you pumped up and either eager to enter or scared for survival. The sound effects used throughout the haunts fit in perfectly. Some lightning strikes left us questioning if it was getting ready to storm and some of the loud pops had us ducking so we wouldn’t get shot.

Special Effects: 9.24: You will see many props and effects not seen or used in other haunts. You will come across quite a few top notch animatronics and their placement is excellent. We noticed that in several areas your surroundings have been taken to the limit to provide you with the maximum backdrop for the best scares they can give you! Every haunt sticks with its own theme in this area as well as animatronics, lighting and props fit in with each scene seamlessly. You won’t see clowns, for example, in the Voodoo Bayou Shanty. These guys know WHAT belongs WHERE and they know how to use it!

You can definitely tell they have been in the business for many years. Frights come in all shapes and sizes from jumps and startles to screams and desperate running for a chance to escape! Distractions were used and so were the plentiful hiding spots leaving you wondering what was going to pop out around the next corner. Some actors used screaming and props to send their victims running while others use sheer intimidation to stop you in your tracks, paralyzed in fear. As a whole, Land of Illusion has the means to send you home needing a change of clothes and they don’t intend to disappoint!

The ticket pricing for the park is second to none! Not many haunt’s ticket prices can compare. With 6 unique attractions all with different themes, you will have a hard time finding another haunt for a deal this scary. Ticket prices are for one ticket allowing you access into all 6 attractions, and as many times as you dare in a single night. General admission for Friday nights is $29. 99, Saturdays is $34.99, and Sunday tickets are $24.99 each. VIP fast pass tickets are $ 39.99 for Friday’s when purchased online and $44.99 purchased on site. VIP for Saturday’s are $44.99 each when purchased online and $49.99 on site. Check their site for group rate packages and discount coupons!! If you buy VIP fast passes online for a Saturday night this will make it around $7.50 PER haunt!!!!! We haven’t come across any haunts of this stature for less than $10.00 let alone $7.50 for VIP, and if you go on Friday or Sunday it would be even cheaper! Also include parking which is $3.00 per vehicle on top of your ticket prices. This is such a great deal so don’t miss out on the bloodshed, monsters, blood and corpses this year at Land of Illusion before they change their minds!