USS Nightmare Review (2008)

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Final Score: 9.53/10

Quick Facts

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This attraction was reviewed by Team Mysterious Misery on October 11, 2008.

Summary

Now in its 17th season and rated as one of the best haunts by many in the haunt industry, USS Nightmare doesn’t disappoint. This is one of the best haunted attractions we have reviewed in a long time. The impressive real life story to the boat and the special effects make this haunt truly a must see for all haunted house goers. If you have disabilities don’t sit out this Halloween season. The USS Nightmare is handicap accessible and had their 1st blind person go through the boat this year. Also don’t forget about the special night of the 26th for the younger ones.

Cast9.5

There are between 36-40 actors in this attraction each and every night they are open. Each actor evolves from a person into a character. They take the characters to a whole new level that will frighten you. For a core group of random volunteers, they are passionate, energetic and just great at what they do. This year there are some new characters. Make sure you stop bye to say hello to the Captain. Our bet is they will scare you and we are sure you will have a favorite, as well.

Costuming9.8

Steve and his crew of 7 make-up artists make USS Nightmare one of the best we have seen all haunting season. Three of the make-up artists, including Steve, have extensive experience. The artists take approximately 2 hours to do everyone’s make-up. You will find only two masks in the whole haunt. One, because it is a crowd favorite, and the other is a new special character and is made from latex. You will never guess it is a mask. The rest of the creatures you meet on your journey are all in make-up. We are sure you will be impressed… Read More…

Customer Service10

USS Nightmare has wonderful customer service. The Rizzos and their staff are always around and eager to answer any questions. If you should have a concern or question you will be able to find a staff member right away to take care of it. They also have well lit safety signs, emergency plans and personnel to carry out the plans at all times. Their staff is briefed every night on the safety plans so that it is fresh in their minds. Also, brand new electricity on the boat and a neat control room keeps everything together. You will always feel… Read More…

Atmosphere9.5

As you walk up to the top of the hill you can look down to the river and see the 286 foot rusty, old and rickety boat called the USS Nightmare. With the October wind and the boat rocking back and forth in the waves, you know you are going to be in for a long, creepy night. The USS Nightmare is based on a true story that is haunting in itself. The boat is called the William S. Mitchell. One day, the ship got loose in a bad storm and went down the Missouri River running into bridges along… Read More…

Special Effects9

USS Nightmare has many special effects that will leave you wondering how they did them. USS Nightmare is one of the haunts that has used their special effects to their advantage without going overboard. They have some original, unique effects you will not see in other haunts. Children who get scared and go to a room to be watched also have a special effect for them. From the disappearing Mike Myers, the ledge that falls, the all new bridge and many more, we are sure there will be something that gives you a startle or a scare.

Theme10

As you travel through your journey on the boat, you will learn the story of the Captain and his ship. Along the way you will meet crew members he hand picked to become his super crew. You will also meet his beloved daughter and all her possessions. If you ever wanted to see a haunted attraction use its theme to the best of its ability, the USS Nightmare is the place to be.

Scare Factor9.5

USS Nightmare takes all the elements and puts them together to offer you one of the best fright nights we have seen in a long time. If being on the water in a rickety, old rusted boat isn’t enough to scare you, just wait until you get inside. Special effects, characters and creatures with thousand of places to hide and re-hide will get you at least once through your tour. No matter what you may be scared of it will find you on the boat. There is a startle, a jump, and scare for each person in your group.

Entertainment & Value9

At $16, this is an exceptional value. You can also go online and get a $3 off coupon making the total $13.00 which is an even better deal. If you don’t like standing in line you can do the RIP passes which lets you bypass the line for $20. Also, if you have a group of 15 or more, you can get a group rate by going online or calling in advance. You can also rent the mess hall of the boat for private parties. This year don’t be afraid to log onto http://www.ussnightmare.com/tickets.html to get all the additional information… Read More…

Know Before You Go

  • All-Indoor Attraction
  • Covered Outdoor Waiting Line
  • Food/Concessions
  • Games/Midway
  • Gift Shop/Souvenirs
  • Hi-Tech Attraction
  • Original Characters
  • Restrooms/Porta Potties On-Site
  • Special Events
  • Wheelchair Accessible
  • Free Parking

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Awards

2024Shout out AwardThe Vampires
2023Shout out AwardRecruiter AKA Mitch Herald
2022Haunt AwardTheme Intro
2022Shout out AwardAnna AKA Alisha McDuffee
2022Shout out AwardVampire AKA Riley Krull

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