βYouβre just in time for dinner!β a fanged beauty announced- a bit too cheerfully- as a pleading, terrified human was sat down before us. Too bad she wasnβt quite enough to feed the vampire clanβ¦ they decided they needed one of us too! Man, we really hated to cut the dinner date short, but we had many more βfriendsβ to meet in those woods. Not long after we stepped into his shop, the butcher came to us with a suspiciously cordial greeting – a hard contrast to the poor soul screaming their lungs out from somewhere unseen! He swiftly marchedβ¦
Read Moreβ¦βYouβre just in time for dinner!β a fanged beauty announced- a bit too cheerfully- as a pleading, terrified human was sat down before us. Too bad she wasnβt quite enough to feed the vampire clanβ¦ they decided they needed one of us too! Man, we really hated to cut the dinner date short, but we had many more βfriendsβ to meet in those woods. Not long after we stepped into his shop, the butcher came to us with a suspiciously cordial greeting – a hard contrast to the poor soul screaming their lungs out from somewhere unseen! He swiftly marched off to silence the screamer, then came back and tried to sell us some *very* fresh βbrisketβ. Our group was briefly captured by the family of hillbillies lurking in the junkyard; fortunately for us, they seemed to NOT be in the mood to kill us all, opting to lead us through a breathing exercise and crack some jokes instead. Whew. Upon briefly entering a doctorβs office, where a group member was given a βshotβ (of VERY cold water – yowch!), we exited and immediately found ourselves dodging a snarling horde of hungry zombies. Could the source have been Dr. Ivan Stitchβs lab, which we discovered a little later? Both him and his assistant, Igor, checked us for bites and signs of infectionβ¦ hmm. Towards the end, we had to battle our way through a wooden maze, where the maniacs inside delighted in chasing us with chainsaws and closing off paths as we tried to find the exit!
Oh, by the way: the roaming actors werenβt confined to the exterior areas of the haunt. We spotted them here and there on the trail, too. Bozo was doing a rather messy number two in that trailer I mentioned (gross!), and The Empress- elegantly dressed in black and with shadowed eyes- appeared at one point, warning us to be quiet as she tried to lead us somewhere safe. If only that safety had lastedβ¦
Costumes worn were largely tailored to each character, and I did not notice many that looked too plain or were just all black with makeup or mask. C.U. Splatter, an older long-haired gentleman, wore a prosthetic that was blended so well it looked like it was actually part of his face. Multiple actors wore eerie-looking contact lenses to enhance their creep factor. The best makeup job *had* to be Dr. Stitch – not only was his face done up, but he had highly detailed UV-reactive makeup all over his chest (complete with painted abs). Awesome!
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