Where the hell do we even start? The actors throughout this attraction are dedicated to their roles, and they are some of the funniest actors we have ever encountered in a haunted attraction. There were several moments where we were laughing so hard that we were literally crying.
One of the first interactions we had was with a guy who claimed he had let his dog out of its cage. The twist? The dog was actually another actor. Before we knew it, this “dog” was chasing our group through a hallway, creating one of the funniest and most unexpected moments of the night.
We also met a barber who immediately started asking members of our group what needed to be cut. He stayed completely in character the entire time, making the interaction feel natural and adding even more personality to the attraction. You may just end up in that chair…
Then we came across the doctors. They convinced one member of our group to lay down on an operating table for a procedure. What happened next had us absolutely losing it. The doctors lifted up his legs, turned on a vacuum cleaner, stuck it near his ass, and proudly announced that they had “sucked the shit out of him.” To finish the scene, they threw fake poop onto his chest. The smell was absolutely awful, but it made the entire scene even funnier. It was so ridiculous and unexpected that our entire group was crying from laughter.
The hilarious interactions didn’t stop there. Another scene that had our entire group cracking up took place inside an ice cream parlor. The actor running the scene made us all sit down before deciding to focus his attention on one unlucky member of our group. Without warning, he slapped a handful of shaving cream right into his face. As if that wasn’t funny enough, he then pulled out a tiny plastic hand and started rubbing the shaving cream around while whispering into our ears, asking, “Do you like that big boy?” The commitment to the bit was absolutely ridiculous, and we were laughing the entire time.
Another standout moment came when we met Bob Ross. Instead of painting on a traditional canvas, he informed us that he needed a new surface to finish his masterpiece. Naturally, he decided that the backs of our shirts would work perfectly. Watching him “paint” on our group members while staying completely in character made for another hilarious and unforgettable interaction.
These are the types of moments that make Halls of Horror different from many other haunted attractions. Rather than relying solely on scares, the actors create unique experiences through improvisation, audience participation, and completely absurd situations. You never know what is going to happen next, which keeps the experience entertaining from beginning to end.
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