Paranoia is easy to find just a few miles off I-575; just follow the searchlight! Free on-site parking is available, with attendants directing guests to open spaces. The staff were friendly and helpful, and large signs made it easy to locate the ticket booth and the separate General Admission and Fast Pass entrances. Portable toilets are available near the street and at the end of the parking lot. Paranoia’s website provides you with a synopsis of the story of each of their haunted houses as well as dates of operation, ticket prices, and a FAQ section for commonly asked questions.…
Read More…Paranoia is easy to find just a few miles off I-575; just follow the searchlight! Free on-site parking is available, with attendants directing guests to open spaces.
The staff were friendly and helpful, and large signs made it easy to locate the ticket booth and the separate General Admission and Fast Pass entrances. Portable toilets are available near the street and at the end of the parking lot.
Paranoia’s website provides you with a synopsis of the story of each of their haunted houses as well as dates of operation, ticket prices, and a FAQ section for commonly asked questions. Tickets can be purchased online or at the booth, with prices varying by night; Sunday and Thursday visits are a little less expensive than Friday and Saturday nights.
Paranoia features two attractions, Severed and Blood Lust, both of which have received significant updates this year. The queue lines are primarily outdoors and at least partially covered, with roaming characters keeping guests entertained and occasionally startled while they wait. For the full experience, plan to arrive before opening time to catch Paranoia’s fireworks show, which adds an extra dose of excitement before the night’s scares begin.
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